Finally. On freakin' vacation

[J. Wilson]

One of the features of Kiss Mini-Golf is a Gene Simmons face where you roll your balls into his mouth?

Oh bert, you must've been in heaven!

[bert]

One of the features of Kiss Mini-Golf is a Gene Simmons face where you roll your balls into his mouth?

Oh bert, you must've been in heaven!

yep!

and he "breathes fire" (actually puffs smoke) occasionally too.

Each of the band have their instruments (made giant, as you can see in that one pic) as well. . tho for some odd reason, both Ace's and Paul's guitars emit smoke.

Gene's giant Axe Bass used to be embedded in the center of a bleeding fountain, but after less than 2 months, someone already had smashed the fountain and flooded the course, so now it's empty of fluid, and just painted red inside (yeah. .kinda lame -- that's why we can't have nice things).

but the animatronic mannequins dressed as KISS performing on stage were fun, as was the non-stop KISS music. VERY fun -- they even mixed in some older "crappy" songs. . I mean, really, really crappy songs. . the ones they never even play live.

oh. . and I got to pose by the "Elder" door

[bert]

and here's one of the "boards" for the show we saw. ..

VERY adult, but easily, one of the best shows we've ever seen in Vegas (and it's done in a small tent, on the grounds of Caesar's Palace, rather than in a big theater).