It was nice knowing you guys (Zombie Apocalypse is here)

**Brad N.** · 06-02-2012, 11:25 AM

Originally Posted by dasNdanger

In an earlier report his ex-wife (or estranged, can't remember) said that he felt the world was against him, and had gotten worse over the years. That sounds like paranoia, perhaps, which makes me think he may have had an underlying mental condition that wasn't helped when he took whatever he took. Are they sure he did take drugs, btw, and have they identified what sort? I know LSD is hard to detect, but what about other stuff? Or are they just speculating at this point that drugs were involved?

das

I have heard multiple reports that during this music festival he was attending he may have taken "Bath Salts" or synthetic cocaine which is known to do some really fucked up shit to people and is becoming a serious problem all over the country. The police I believe have speculated on them being part of the blame and it is entirely possible a mixture of lack of sleep, hunger, previous mental illness issues, and the drugs all played a part in what he did.

**Jason California** · 06-02-2012, 11:39 AM

Stay hydrated.

**Brad N.** · 06-02-2012, 11:59 AM

Originally Posted by Jason California

Stay hydrated.

Fun story. In my younger and cooler days I used to attend a three day camping and rock music festival here every spring. One of those years my friend Brian disappeared the first night of the festival after tripping on shrooms and beer bonging a bottle of Jack Daniels. He stumbled back into camp the fourth morning just before we were going home with nearly no clothes, no shoes, and the craziest stories ever. He met Jesus, went to jail, got beat up and left in a field where some huge, ripped black guy with dreads (who he insisted was the lead singer of Sevendust) nursed him back to health. I cannot imagine what kind of trouble he would get in today with all the synthetic drugs out there messing up people's brain chemistry. Sadly Brian's story didn't end happily. A few years later he drove drunk and wrapped his Malibu around a light pole on the freeway and has been paralyzed ever since.

**Jason California** · 06-04-2012, 04:01 PM

**BriRedfern** · 06-04-2012, 05:08 PM

Originally Posted by Brad N.

Fun story. In my younger and cooler days I used to attend a three day camping and rock music festival here every spring. One of those years my friend Brian disappeared the first night of the festival after tripping on shrooms and beer bonging a bottle of Jack Daniels. He stumbled back into camp the fourth morning just before we were going home with nearly no clothes, no shoes, and the craziest stories ever. He met Jesus, went to jail, got beat up and left in a field where some huge, ripped black guy with dreads (who he insisted was the lead singer of Sevendust) nursed him back to health. I cannot imagine what kind of trouble he would get in today with all the synthetic drugs out there messing up people's brain chemistry. Sadly Brian's story didn't end happily. A few years later he drove drunk and wrapped his Malibu around a light pole on the freeway and has been paralyzed ever since.

He sounds just like me. Except my legs still work.

**I've Got the Monkeys** · 06-13-2012, 07:52 AM

new dispatch!

Lowpel Davis Bit Wig Store Owner's Arm, Spat Flesh In His Face, Cops Say

Talk about wigging out.

An alleged wig thief is accused of punching and biting a wig store owner who chased after her when she bolted from his store.

Police in New Haven, Conn. told WFSB that Lowpel Davis tried to steal a wig from Sassy Beauty Supply Shop. When the owner, Jongyol Lee, and his 70-year-old father ran after her, Lee told police that Davis punched them both in their faces and bit Lee's arm so hard she tore off flesh which she then spat in his face.

"The length of a full block she just kept hitting me and smacking the back of my head," Lee told WTNH. "She kicked me a few times in my back."

Police said they struggled to control Davis who continued to flail around on the cement, even after she was handcuffed, according to WFSB.

New York magazine's Daily Intel has a simple explanation for Davis' alleged behavior, especially in light of the burgeoning zombie apocalypse that is upon us.

"That's what zombies do," Daily Intel asserted.

**usagi20** · 06-13-2012, 08:11 AM

"That's what zombies do," Daily Intel asserted.

Actually, no. A zombie would have chewed and swallowed the arm flesh instead of spitting it back in the shop owner's face.

**I've Got the Monkeys** · 06-22-2012, 08:48 AM

It has to be Florida, doesn't it?

Charles Baker Got Naked, Ate Flesh Of Jeffery Blake During Visit With Children: Florida Cops

Florida man on drugs got naked, barged into his girlfriend's house, bit a chunk out of a man's arm and ate it, then powered through several cop-deployed Taser probes before getting tackled and arrested.

Those are just some of the allegations against Charles Baker of Palmetto, who is already being likened to the Miami man shot and killed after he got naked and chewed 75-percent of a homeless man's face off.

Baker, 26, was visiting his children at his girlfriend's house on Wednesday night, WPTV reported. He was allegedly high on an unknown substance when he started yelling, throwing furniture around the home, and taking off his clothes.

Jeffrey Blake, 48, who lives at the home, tried to stop the madness, but Baker reportedly chewed a slab of flesh from Blake's arm. Somehow Blake was able to restrain him until cops arrived.

But the violence didn't end there.

Baker was allegedly going wild, tensing his body and screaming at police, ABC News reported.

An officer deployed a Taser on Baker and he fell, but got back up and pulled out the probes. Then the officer used a handheld stun gun -- twice -- before he was able to subdue an apparently crazed Baker and arrest him.

Baker was taken to a hospital for a psychiatric evaluation before he went to jail. He was allegedly high on unknown drugs during the melee.

It's unclear if his children saw the episode.

It's the third case of flesh-biting in Florida similar to the Miami incident in as many weeks. On Saturday, Giovanni Martinez allegedly bit into the arm of a hospital nurse and threatened to eat hospital staff's faces off "like that guy in Miami."

**Masculine Todd** · 06-22-2012, 09:23 AM

when our fossil fuels are depleted, i'll prolly just end up eating a bunch of you guys before you eat me.

**BriRedfern** · 06-22-2012, 09:28 AM

Brazilian Boy wakes up at own Funeral. Asks for water and dies again.

A two-year-old boy sat up in his coffin and asked for water before laying back down again lifeless, according to a Brazilian news website.
In a case that seems almost too incredible to be true, ORM claimed that Kelvin Santos stopped breathing during treatment for pneumonia at a hospital in Belem, northern Brazil.
He was declared dead at 7.40pm on Friday and his body was handed over to his family in a plastic bag.

Two-year-old Kelvin Santos was declared dead on Friday after he stopped breathing during treatment for pneumonia
The child's devastated family took him home where grieving relatives held a wake throughout the night, with the boy's body laid in an open coffin.
But an hour before his funeral was due to take place on Saturday the boy apparently sat up in his coffin and said: 'Daddy, can I have some water?'.
The boy's father, Antonio Santos, said: 'Everybody started to scream, we couldn't believe our eyes. Then we thought a miracle had taken place and our boy had come back to life.

'Then Kelvin just laid back down, the way he was. We couldn't wake him. He was dead again.

Mr Santos rushed his son back to the Aberlardo Santos hospital in Belem,where the doctors reexamined the boy and confirmed that he had no signs of life.

He said: 'They assured me that he really was dead and gave me no explanation for what we had just seen and heard.'

The boy's family decided to delay the funeral for an hour in the hope that he would wake up again, but ended up burying him at 5pm that day in a local cemetery.