Due to a rather complicated set of incidents in Northumbria last winter Weeto has a restraining order preventing him from going within a hundred metres of otters, Burger Kings and Church fetes.
"Being agnostic is all about the realization that even though there probably is some sort of god or creator out there somewhere, the human race is and will always be too stupid to find them.” Oscar Wilde (alleged!)
"'politically incorrect' (the preferred self-congratulatory term for the enthusiastically offensive)" Fred Clarke
People say I'm in a world of my own. I call it Planet Karen.
I can assure you that I have a huge sword under my kilt, you Bieber fan!Originally Posted by Karen El
I am Queeg...
Tobias M read the Cliff's Notes versions of all those books he reviewed.
"The computer's kaput, and we're drifting through space towards certain oblivion." -- Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV, Cowboy Bebop.
"Tell me that a fit fortyish woman with 25+ years of experience at sea and several decades of live bladefighting practice under her belt isn’t a threat when she runs across the deck toward you, and I’ll tell you something in return— you’re gonna die of stab wounds." - Scott Lynch