Favorite Simpsons Joke?

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[Doug O]

Everything in New Kid on the Block, season 4 but especially how young Homer learned about sex: "Zookeeper! Those 2 monkeys are killing each other!"

[I've Got the Monkeys]

My personal favorite episode is Half Decent Proposal.

Homer: Oh, my God, it's our high school prom. And once again, I have no date!
Dondelinger: [grabs Homer by the collar] Simpson!
Homer: Hello, Dondelinger.
Dondelinger: You're not on the guest list, Simpson. Orders of Prom King Ziff. [sniffs] And have you been drinking?
Homer: Just for twenty-five years.

[Michael-Deery]

'The PTA has disbanded. AH! AH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!'

[Urgur the Gurgur]

Homer: "Im in a place where I don't know where I am!"

Marge: "Do you see towels? If you see towels you might be in the linen closet again."

[Ray G.]

Homer: "Now you're going to do chores for that old lady until you've paid off the damage you caused! It's called responsi - "

*hits mailbox*

*screams*

*drives off*

[I've Got the Monkeys]

Huh? Golf course? Did I dream that whole thing? Maybe the
desert was just this sand trap. Oh, and I bet that crazy pyramid
was just the pro shop.
[the pro shop is on top of a giant pyramid, as well]
And that talking coyote was really just a talking dog.
Dog: Hi, Homer. Find your soulmate.
Homer: Hey, wait a minute! There's no such thing as a talking dog!
Dog: [barks]
Homer: Damn straight!

[Spidey616]

[HoldFastNow]

Boy: Hey Billy! Hey Joey! Come on in. There's plenty of room. Sorry, not you, Homer.

Homer: Why not?

[boy points to sign, "No Homers Club"]

But you let in Homer Glumplich.

Homer G.: [pops head out window]

Hyuck hyuck!

Boy: It says no HomerS. We're allowed to have one.

Homer: Oh...

[Black Roman]

Bart: "No offense Dad, but you're half assed underparenting was a lot more fun than your half assed overparenting."

Homer: "But I'm using my WHOLE ass!"