With all that hair in your face you'll probably get hit by a bus long before the lazy eye sets in.
No, not Elmo. That's a separate topic!
Seems you could end up with a lazy eye from being too emo: http://www.nme.com/news/various-artists/63827
Huh. I figured it would be miner's lung, due to their heads being up their own asses for such extended periods.
'"Kirby got a shitty contract too, so get over it' isn't a great tagline."
I used to think Emo was what a Yorkshireman calls his moustache.