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    I bet Gwen gave Norman a rusty trombone.
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    Re: The 6 Creepiest Sexual Encounters in Comic Book History

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    I bet Gwen gave Norman a rusty trombone.
    Hurtful.

    How about this.

    I've already seen the Avengers movie.
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    Re: The 6 Creepiest Sexual Encounters in Comic Book History

    I bet he totally gave her a "green goblin."


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    Re: The 6 Creepiest Sexual Encounters in Comic Book History

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    So much for that one true love business.
    No kidding.

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    There's evidence Peter tapped that ass.
    Except that in the story, Peter says he didn't.

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    I bet Gwen let Ol Norman stick it in her poop chute.
    If only she did, then those damn Stacy/Goblin twins would've never been.

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    Re: The 6 Creepiest Sexual Encounters in Comic Book History

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    No kidding.



    Except that in the story, Peter says he didn't.



    If only she did, then those damn Stacy/Goblin twins would've never been.
    He had John Romita Jr draw Harry and Gwen as though they went to highschool with Peter. Who's to believe anything about what Peter says. The concussions he has probably made him forget.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Black Roman
    I bet he totally gave her a "green goblin."
    You mean a "green gobblin'".

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    Look, it's all bullshit, okay?

    Nobody wanted a magical Spider-Man and nobody wanted a scintillating tale involving his arch nemesis ridiculously getting to plow his girlfriend in a completely unbelievable fashion and spawning two test tube babies. It was all so bad they're not even bothering to explain any of it in Amazing, they just took the additional powers behind a shed, covered them with a pillow silencer and shot them in the face and buried them.

    It's all going to be retconned eventually before she's brought back in 10 or 20 years or so.

    It's all going to be okay.

    *starts seeing things out of the corner of the eye that aren't there*
    Last edited by Dr. Chaos; 04-29-2012 at 02:59 PM.
    I get this all the time. They say, "You really hate Daredevil. Look how mean you are to Daredevil." I'm like, "Would you really buy a book about him enjoying a sandwich? 'What a great sandwich. I'm going to eat this for 22 pages, and I'm going to be so happy.'" I may do it just to prove a point. Have Wolverine going, "This is the best bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich I've ever had in my life!"

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    Re: The 6 Creepiest Sexual Encounters in Comic Book History

    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Chaos View Post
    Look, it's all bullshit, okay?

    Nobody wanted a magical Spider-Man and nobody wanted a scintillating tale involving his arch nemesis ridiculously getting to plow his girlfriend in a completely unbelievable fashion and spawning two test tube babies. It was all so bad they're not even bothering to explain any of it in Amazing, they just took the additional powers behind a shed, covered them with a pillow silencer and shot them in the face and buried them.

    It's all going to be retconned eventually before she's brought back in 10 or 20 years or so.

    It's all going to be okay.

    *starts seeing things out of the corner of the eye that aren't there*
    I think this might be the, don't ever mention it again, sweep it under the rug retcons. Sort of like Chapter 1. That was so universaly hated that it was ignored and the original origin was used upon reference on how Peter got his powers. I think if anything they'll do the same with the goblin twins. Quick question I know Gabriel turned up in the American Son mini but was his last name of Stacy ever mentioned?

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    Re: The 6 Creepiest Sexual Encounters in Comic Book History

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    I think this might be the, don't ever mention it again, sweep it under the rug retcons. Sort of like Chapter 1. That was so universaly hated that it was ignored and the original origin was used upon reference on how Peter got his powers. I think if anything they'll do the same with the goblin twins. Quick question I know Gabriel turned up in the American Son mini but was his last name of Stacy ever mentioned?
    It doesn't really matter.

    The American son mini didn't sell or tie into anything in Amazing. It was just some one off Harry side story that will probably not be brought up anytime soon.
    Last edited by Dr. Chaos; 04-29-2012 at 03:32 PM.
    I get this all the time. They say, "You really hate Daredevil. Look how mean you are to Daredevil." I'm like, "Would you really buy a book about him enjoying a sandwich? 'What a great sandwich. I'm going to eat this for 22 pages, and I'm going to be so happy.'" I may do it just to prove a point. Have Wolverine going, "This is the best bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich I've ever had in my life!"

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    Re: The 6 Creepiest Sexual Encounters in Comic Book History

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    You mean a "green gobblin'".

    No, because that costs extra, and requires three people.


    Unfortunately, no one ever answered his Craiglist ad.


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