neighbor problems

[russw]

My dog goes to doggie day care once every other week to socialize and burn of energy. He is a lazy fuck, but maybe that would be good for your dog.

my dog is about 9 levels removed from 'lazy fuck', even when sleeping she looks like a coiled spring.

I keep looking but I haven't yet found a 'dog' park close to the house that has enough other people that show up on a routine schedule that I could make that part of my daily routine

[russw]

Small world.

It's Bendis' world, we just bask in it

[Magnum V.I.]

Shit in her yard. And then blame it on her kid.

[batmanbooyah]

Shit in her yard. And then blame it on her kid.

shit in her mouth, then blame it on yourself.

[Pat Shatner]

shit in her mouth, then blame it on yourself.

Shit in her kid's mouth, then blame it o...OH FUCK THE POLICE ARE HERE.

[Pia Guerra]

Call the cops and let them know their kid is assaulting your dog.

At least it's a record of their abuse if they try to make a noise complaint.

[Andreas]

So I haven't been to upset at my dog for barking at the neighbor Kid since I caught him throw rocks at her.

You should pay one of the local hoodlums to scare the girl into shutting up and not telling her mother anything about the dog.

Heh. The way you read the first sentence in the original post makes it sound like the dog is hurling stones at the girl.