Military Questions Asked and Answered

[Tyr]

edit: double post.

[Jason California]

The Navy are also the ones that serve as the Marines field medics.

Of course their going to do what their ordered. Armys not the only one who talks trash 'ya know. Though now that I think about it, this one might have been better.

"I'm sure they'll take it under advisement the next time you need a ride home, the ocean's aren't that big after all, I'm sure you could get the army core of engineers to build you a bridge."

My apologies if my joke was previous in poor taste.

I said he loves the corpsmen.

[Keith P.]

I'm reminded of when Buster tries to join in on the ball-busting on Arrested Development.

It's almost cute, like Pinnochio wanting to be a real boy.

We may be able to salvage it, but its going to take some work.

[Tyr]

I said he loves the corpsmen.

Right, that's what they call them. Not as familiar with Navy/Marine lingo, just that bit about the field medics being navy.

And that they call their generals, admirals, their colonels, captains, their lt colonels commanders, their majors lt commanders. And I'm trying to remember what the Navy calls the equivalent rank and pay grade for an army/air force captain.

And again, my apologies if my airstrike joke was in poor taste. It's hard for me to gauge these things sometimes. I still think the Army Engineer corps thing is funny though.

Edit add on: oh wow, I suddenly realized Why Keith took offense to that...I feel terrible, I really am sorry, I didn't mean it like that.....

[Doc Randy]

What, exactly, is a blivet?

It is where you tuck your balls and penis under/behind your legs then go around mooning people. It is also referred to as "giving up the goat".

[Doc Randy]

What's it like to be yelled at for $42000 a year?

awesome



The only time I've ever been yelled at in the Army was in Basic. And again, there is a good reason for the yelling.
FYI - I really enjoyed the yelling and the whole Basic Training experience.

[copypastepuke]

I'm reminded of when Buster tries to join in on the ball-busting on Arrested Development.

LOL

[copypastepuke]

so does that mean there is an editor position open? how about a coffee guy? i can be the go to coffee guy

[Tyr]

It's been awhile sense I've been in one so....

Are BX/PX's still adequately stocked with porn?

[BriRedfern]

It is where you tuck your balls and penis under/behind your legs then go around mooning people. It is also referred to as "giving up the goat".

Inverted fruit salad.