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  1. 03-13-2012, 07:05 AM #31
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    Re: [FAIR WARNING] "Fifty Shades Of Grey"

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    Buzzfeed has posted the 15 Best/Worst Lines from this alleged book
    I have such a hard on right now.
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    Wow - I always love how the dialogue on this board descends into someone calling someone else a racist because the high minded liberals dont like to discuss things.
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    Re: [FAIR WARNING] "Fifty Shades Of Grey"

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    I have such a hard on right now.
    En Garde!!!
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    First draft of TIP's eulogy:
    "And so we commit this hairy man to the ground. Like his beloved Cerebus, TIP passed from this mortal coil two issues sooner than we'd have preferred. We were never promised those final two issues. Life, like Sim, can be utterly indecipherable."
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    En Garde!!!
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    Ryan Zoouche Turner!!!
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    In 2012 they'll rename the program "Zoom Time" and spend all fifty weeks talking about his amazing voice.
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    Re: [FAIR WARNING] "Fifty Shades Of Grey"

    I sucked him deep into me. He forced himself down my throat. I gagged, and he pushed harder. I gagged, and finally vomited all over his cock.
    "You dirty little pig. Clean that up." I did as he said, eating the chunks of my half-digested dinner from his crotch.
    "That's right. It's almost like a second meal. you should be thanking me."
    "Thank you my savior. I'd be nothing with out you."
    "Shut-up bitch! I have a surprise for you." He left my dirty, smelly cell for a moent and came back with a bucket.
    "Down at the bar, the boys and I have been saving our semen in this bucket. Now it's yours. Raymond sends his regards." With that he threw the giant bucket of jizz in my face, splashing my dirty blood-stained matress. "How do you like that?"
    I didn't just like it, I loved it.



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    I like you. You are one of the few people here that I think of by their real name. Assuming your name is Matt. You have spells where you are really funny and then spells where you try to hard to be funny and all I can think is "wow. He is really trying hard to be funny and it is not working. Maybe tomorrow will be better for him."
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    Quote Originally Posted by TIP View Post
    Ryan Zoouche Turner!!!
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    In 2012 they'll rename the program "Zoom Time" and spend all fifty weeks talking about his amazing voice.
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    Smirnoff Ice is so fucking good. Even my mom likes it. So fuck you.

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    Re: [FAIR WARNING] "Fifty Shades Of Grey"

    Oh, and did I mention the snorkel?
    Quote Originally Posted by Sy-Klone View Post
    First draft of TIP's eulogy:
    "And so we commit this hairy man to the ground. Like his beloved Cerebus, TIP passed from this mortal coil two issues sooner than we'd have preferred. We were never promised those final two issues. Life, like Sim, can be utterly indecipherable."
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    Re: [FAIR WARNING] "Fifty Shades Of Grey"

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    Oh, and did I mention the snorkel?
    Who gave you my manuscript?!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BriRedfern View Post
    I like you. You are one of the few people here that I think of by their real name. Assuming your name is Matt. You have spells where you are really funny and then spells where you try to hard to be funny and all I can think is "wow. He is really trying hard to be funny and it is not working. Maybe tomorrow will be better for him."
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    Re: [FAIR WARNING] "Fifty Shades Of Grey"

    Quote Originally Posted by thatguyfromsyracuse View Post
    Who gave you my manuscript?!!
    It was adhered to the bottom of my fainting couch.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sy-Klone View Post
    First draft of TIP's eulogy:
    "And so we commit this hairy man to the ground. Like his beloved Cerebus, TIP passed from this mortal coil two issues sooner than we'd have preferred. We were never promised those final two issues. Life, like Sim, can be utterly indecipherable."
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    Re: [FAIR WARNING] "Fifty Shades Of Grey"

    Quote Originally Posted by TIP View Post
    It was adhered to the bottom of my fainting couch.
    I was wondering where chapters five and six went.
    x7

    Quote Originally Posted by BriRedfern View Post
    I like you. You are one of the few people here that I think of by their real name. Assuming your name is Matt. You have spells where you are really funny and then spells where you try to hard to be funny and all I can think is "wow. He is really trying hard to be funny and it is not working. Maybe tomorrow will be better for him."
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    Re: [FAIR WARNING] "Fifty Shades Of Grey"

    Quote Originally Posted by thatguyfromsyracuse View Post
    I was wondering where chapters five and six went.
    They're now happy members (!!!) of my Paper Harem.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sy-Klone View Post
    First draft of TIP's eulogy:
    "And so we commit this hairy man to the ground. Like his beloved Cerebus, TIP passed from this mortal coil two issues sooner than we'd have preferred. We were never promised those final two issues. Life, like Sim, can be utterly indecipherable."
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