[FAIR WARNING] "Fifty Shades Of Grey"

[bachman]

Is this one of those books that fools dames into thinking that there is a handsome, mystery stranger somewhere out there for them?

[thatguyfromsyracuse]

"Suck my cock you ugly sow!" is something that will be said repeatedly throughout my book.

[Corrina]

This is true, but from what I read, it is literally ALL about the sex, and how it's new and exciting and transgressive every time, and the adventures that they have that devolve into kinky sex, and sex sex sex.

I think even if they tone it down a bit for the movie, they're going to have an Eyes Wide Shut situation, where it pretty much trods right on that line and yeah, bribery.

You know, this book isn't that unusual and it isn't particularly well-done for that sort of thing. That seems to be the general reaction among the romance writing erotica people.

There's a great article here by the Smart Bitches (Yes, they are smart. And they are bitchy. And awesome. The full name of the website is "SmartBitches love Trashy Books."

http://smartbitchestrashybooks.com/b...singly-popular

Btw, if you want really good BDSM porn, you need Emma Holly. Particular "Menage." She's got some werewolf stuff. Ignore those. Buy the contemporaries.

[Corrina]

Is this one of those books that fools dames into thinking that there is a handsome, mystery stranger somewhere out there for them?

No, I think it's about exploring personality through BDSM rituals. Which is legit enough for adult content but this isn't the book I'd pick to make the poster child for it. It's funny watching mainstream media go ga-ga over something that's been happening among women readers for about a decade now. Who the heck do you think is pushing the digital revolution?

Anyway, here's the original review of 50 Shades of Grey on Smart Bitches:
http://smartbitchestrashybooks.com/b...-by-e.l.-james

[ASHLEY!]

I can't wait to read this book! I love steamy romance novels.
I just hope the writing is good.

[Ryudo]

James' trilogy began as fan fiction

lulz

That always ends well.

[ASHLEY!]

She could smell him on her filthy mattress. His cologne mixed with her feces from the bucket and she became aroused. "Are you there? I'd like to see you!"
"Shut-up bitch! Don't make me come back down there with the soldering iron! Is that what you want you stupid bitch?"
"Yes! A thousand times yes! I am yours to torture and fuck!"
"You're goddamn right you are! Move to the back wall and turn around! Stay away from the door! I'm coming in, just as soon as this thing is heated up."
Her gross, dirty panties got soaked, and she was ready.

This is so disturbing, yet I cannot stop laughing. You are too funny!

[EmarAndZeb]

The novels had been distributed by an Australia-based publisher, the Writer's Coffee Shop Publishing House. The trilogy follows the romance between a young billionaire, Christian Grey, and a college student, Anastasia Steele. It has sold more than 250,000 copies, and on Saturday, the first volume was No. 1 on both Amazon.com and barnesandnoble.com.

These names are so hilariously fictional that they might as well have umlauts.

Yep. First thing I noticed, hahahaha.

[TIP]

Buzzfeed has posted the 15 Best/Worst Lines from this alleged book

[Kedd]

This is so disturbing, yet I cannot stop laughing. You are too funny!

You should read his slash/fic website on angel fire.