Pitch a Heretical TV Revamp

[Patrick Gerard]

Here's mine:

The Odd Couple, as a detective procedural with Felix and Oscar on the gritty streets of New York City. They have a young, sexy team of lab techs.

And this is the theme song:

http://youtu.be/vg8tXtbHc9c

[FanboyStranger]

Not so much a revamp as a ridiculous spinoff:

Weebey and Chris from The Wire get transferred from a maximum security to a minimum security Club Fed where they start a basketball team with the other inmates that challenges the guards.

[Personamanx]

Project F.R.I.E.N.D.S: Freelance, Radium Infused, Elite Naval Disco Soldiers.

[Thequeerjock]

Project F.R.I.E.N.D.S: Freelance, Radium Infused, Elite Naval Disco Soldiers.

And to make it even more heretical? One of the core cast members will be black this time!

My revamp? Seinfeld as a gritty street-wise detective. He says "That's a shame" as his catchphrase whenever he kills a perp.

[EmarAndZeb]

Mulder and Scully are back, and gearing up to fight the 2012 alien invasion. And this time, they're ready, drawing upon a wealth of experience gained from dealings with the supernatural and monsters of the week and the actual Devil, who apparently exists, because you'd think that shit would effect things, right?

Don't miss The New X-Files: Suck it Aliens, Humans Know Voodoo.

[saintsaucey]

I love that pitch. Sorry that was for TQJ's seinfeld Idea.

Win Ben Stein's money...by surviving on his private island where you are hunted by rich men with guns and other contestants who value their lives as well as Ben's money.

[CutterMike]

Hogan's Heroes -- The zany adventures of a group of prisoners of war who sneak out of the notorious Hanoi Hilton to commit sabotage on the bumbling North Vietnamese army.

Greatest American Hero -- J. Edgar Hoover (Michael Chiklis) discovers an alien suit that gives him super powers.

The Monks -- The wacky escapades of a struggling pop musical quartet all of whom have obsessive compulsive disorder, each with a different fixation.

Walking Dead -- This reality series follows the Rolling Stones' 2012 tour.

I Love Lucy -- Lucy Chang (Lucy Liu), the ditzy wife of a kung fu movie producer, will try any crazy scheme to get a role in one of her husband's action films.

24 -- This exciting series follows the marriage of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries in real time.

[vanityman]

petticoat junction starring the kardashians..oh wait, thats their story already

let me try again

eight is enough starring the octomom...damn, redundant

beverly hillbillies--been done with the realhousewives : (

macmillan and "wife" starring tom and katie as they solve crimes in hollywood

or maybe katie holmes could star in the remake of "the prisoner"

[FanboyStranger]

The Monks -- The wacky escapades of a struggling pop musical quartet all of whom have obsessive compulsive disorder, each with a different fixation.

I love the episode "Black Monk Time".

[Laevatein]

A grim'n'gritty Power Rangers for "mature" audiences.