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    Re: Plooky Night Live (and the Not RK for TIP Thread Players) with your host F. Myles

    My female Cow-orker just came over and showed me her multiple bruises acquired on the Grand Cayman trip that I missed. She also brought me back a shot glass with the devil on it. I don't really drink hard liquor much at all, but I do like the devil, so that was sweet.
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    That is just a weird thought to have. I mean, even to think it... then you went ahead and shared it. Weirdo.
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    Re: Plooky Night Live (and the Not RK for TIP Thread Players) with your host F. Myles

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    I was just thinking about how chicks talk about their jobs like they're landing a shuttle on Saturn's rings. Yap yap yap, with the focused intensity of a laser beam. BUT YOU WORK AT A MUSEUM GIFT SHOP. Just put out the plastic mummy containers full of candy and fold the triceratops t-shirts. I don't care about how Teresa didn't do the weekly inventory or how Danielle looked at you funny and then ordered Jimmy Johns without you. This is why when you get a real job your husband will still never take you seriously.


    Right?

    It's not like I chose to waltz into her VFP and see if she could guess that I read 19 comiques yesterday by the shimmy-shammy-ing of my Hips.

    Sheesh.

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    "And so we commit this hairy man to the ground. Like his beloved Cerebus, TIP passed from this mortal coil two issues sooner than we'd have preferred. We were never promised those final two issues. Life, like Sim, can be utterly indecipherable."

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    Re: Plooky Night Live (and the Not RK for TIP Thread Players) with your host F. Myles

    Quote Originally Posted by R0cketFr0g View Post
    My female Cow-orker just came over and showed me her multiple bruises acquired on the Grand Cayman trip that I missed. She also brought me back a shot glass with the devil on it. I don't really drink hard liquor much at all, but I do like the devil, so that was sweet.
    I'll take the Bruises over the Dye Jorb flaunting.

    That said (and Here it Comes!!!), with her Hair Dyed she won't be able to hide any Surprise Flower Nectar.
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    First draft of TIP's eulogy:
    "And so we commit this hairy man to the ground. Like his beloved Cerebus, TIP passed from this mortal coil two issues sooner than we'd have preferred. We were never promised those final two issues. Life, like Sim, can be utterly indecipherable."

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    Here it comes!!! ita
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    Godland is incredible.

    That is all.

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    Re: Plooky Night Live (and the Not RK for TIP Thread Players) with your host F. Myles

    Picked up the first TPB of The Boys on FCBD and read it this weekend. I plan to get the next one, but the jury is still out for me.
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    Re: Plooky Night Live (and the Not RK for TIP Thread Players) with your host F. Myles

    Quote Originally Posted by R0cketFr0g View Post
    Picked up the first TPB of The Boys on FCBD and read it this weekend. I plan to get the next one, but the jury is still out for me.
    I like it... but it does feel like it just keeps going and going. Ennis is good at this kind of thing, which makes sense because it feels like he's done it before. I'm glad I read it, and will keep doing so... but it's better in $3 buck monthly installments than it would be to go back and get the collections.

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    Re: Plooky Night Live (and the Not RK for TIP Thread Players) with your host F. Myles

    Quote Originally Posted by Your pal, Jim View Post


    I was just thinking about how chicks talk about their jobs like they're landing a shuttle on Saturn's rings. Yap yap yap, with the focused intensity of a laser beam. BUT YOU WORK AT A MUSEUM GIFT SHOP. Just put out the plastic mummy containers full of candy and fold the triceratops t-shirts. I don't care about how Teresa didn't do the weekly inventory or how Danielle looked at you funny and then ordered Jimmy Johns without you. This is why when you get a real job your husband will still never take you seriously.
    DJ Jazzy Jimmy is spittin' truth!
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    Jo. Zil. La. My sin. My soul.
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    Yeah but your prices have gone up since then. You're like the Adam Hughes of blow jobs.
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    I fucking love Stosh

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    Stosh said he watched it because he'd never seen a horse riding a camel before.
    ...I feel like I really said that!
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    Jo. Zil. La. My sin. My soul.
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    Yeah but your prices have gone up since then. You're like the Adam Hughes of blow jobs.
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    I fucking love Stosh

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    Re: Plooky Night Live (and the Not RK for TIP Thread Players) with your host F. Myles

    Quote Originally Posted by Magnum V.I. View Post
    I think Stosh is just planning to plow through cougars once his current marriage implodes.

    Oh also he wants to fuck a camel.
    Can't I interweave the two!?
    Quote Originally Posted by Gregory View Post
    Jo. Zil. La. My sin. My soul.
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    Yeah but your prices have gone up since then. You're like the Adam Hughes of blow jobs.
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    I fucking love Stosh

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