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**usagi20** · 05-07-2012, 08:40 AM

Originally Posted by Weeto

I thought that Kelly Kelly could have had a great run as Barbie Blank.

She could have been a brain dead Jewish princess bimbo who could get her 'lawyer father' to sort out every problem she had like getting her results changed because of minor infractions and being protected from pretty much everything by bodyguards and officials. She could have had a little dog in a handbag and drove around in vignettes in a pink sports car.

Think of a really vicious version of Elle Woods from Clueless and you've got the right idea.

Didn't they already do some of this with Tori Wilson? I remember her coming down the ramp with a teacup dog in her arms.

**SidekicksRevenge** · 05-07-2012, 08:44 AM

Originally Posted by joeAR

Bodyguard Newz!

- Dolph Ziggler debuted a new bodyguard over the weekend. The bodyguard is Mason Ryan. Ziggler noted that he wants Ryan to watch his back, and Ryan got involved in Ziggler's matches over the weekend.

If they're going to give Ziggles a bodyguard, maybe they'll get serious about pushing him.

**Greenville 90210** · 05-07-2012, 08:46 AM

Originally Posted by SidekicksRevenge

If they're going to give Ziggles a bodyguard, maybe they'll get serious about pushing him.

Wait until he has to put over Mason Ryan.

**SidekicksRevenge** · 05-07-2012, 08:51 AM

Originally Posted by Greenville 90210

Wait until he has to put over Mason Ryan.

The logical conclusion to every bodyguard relationship.

**joeAR** · 05-07-2012, 09:16 AM

Originally Posted by SidekicksRevenge

If they're going to give Ziggles a bodyguard, maybe they'll get serious about pushing him.

The Brian Kendrick had a bodyguard and that didn't really help him

**Greenville 90210** · 05-07-2012, 09:20 AM

Originally Posted by joeAR

The Brian Kendrick had a bodyguard and that didn't really help him

I miss The Brian Kendrick. His gimmick was that he was a super high, little shit who was way too proud of himself for having a black friend.

**Damian696** · 05-07-2012, 09:56 AM

Originally Posted by joeAR

The Brian Kendrick had a bodyguard and that didn't really help him

Tyson Kidd had one, too.

**joeAR** · 05-07-2012, 09:57 AM

Originally Posted by Damian696

Tyson Kidd had one, too.

What's a Tyson Kidd?

**Briomega** · 05-07-2012, 10:47 AM

Originally Posted by joeAR

Bodyguard Newz!

- Dolph Ziggler debuted a new bodyguard over the weekend. The bodyguard is Mason Ryan. Ziggler noted that he wants Ryan to watch his back, and Ryan got involved in Ziggler's matches over the weekend.

Well that certainly makes sense.