See if you still feel that way when they make him real.Originally Posted by joeAR
Little Jimmy vs Hornswaggle : There Can Be Only One Match.
The charm would be completely lost then. It works cause he's not real. in 2 weeks WWE will cast Little Jimmy. He'll be even more annoying than HornswoggleOriginally Posted by Briomega
how come they've taken their best act - FunkBRO - and diluted it by forcing him to dance with kids at the end? it amounts to nothing but him taking them by the hands and bowing, because kids are unaware of what dancing is. his valets just stand to the side and clap, because gyrating suggestively while the kids bend over would be awkward.
it pained me when they stopped him from audibly calling his own spots ("suplex, baby!" "should i get him?!"). this breaks my fucccing heart. he's best dood. don't do this, worldfederation!
Originally Posted by masculine todd
Zeke's real name is Rycklon!!! Why the fuck isn't he just called Rycklon?!? I was thinking about this the other day and how ridiculous the WWE's naming policy has become. It's all about wanting to make money off everyone forever and never give them any ownership of their character. And regardless of how great a person's name is they HAVE to take some ridiculous bullshit name and roll with it. Did you guys know Kelly Kelly's real name is Barbi Blank?!? That name is perfect for her and sounds like a made-up wrestling name already!!!
Dean Ambrose's real name is Johnny Good!!!
I mean, usually in the old days a guy like Shawn Michaels changed his name because his real name was terrible. I mean come on - The HeartBreak Kid Mike Hickenbottom? "Bad Ass' Kip Sopp? One of the few glaring exceptions to this was Ricky Steamboat. The fucking guy's real name is Ricky Blood!!! What dipshit promoter told him Steamboat was a better ring name?