I just shared this story with Ben, but it's so humilating that naturally my first thought is to share it will all of you. My 4 and a half nephew mentioned his entire family by name and described their skin color as brown. When he got to uncle Junior, that's me by the way, he said I was white. Everyone broke out laughing, I had to set the guy little guy stright which took a while but we got there. I have no idea why he said that as my skin has gotten much darker with age and I look hispanic now more than anything else. I still got a better deal than my brother because while people talk spanish to me now and then, whenever he walks into a convience store or gas station operated by Indians they speak Hindi to him.
Wow, this new thread is burning up the place. . .![]()
Oh well, Happy Monday everybody!
I guess it's "Happy Tuesday" to our strange Aussie friends.
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"Able to do powerful speed while on a single locomotive?"
"Just so you know...
Y'all are weird."-Larry Dixon
Give it time to excel.
I fought a four year old and the four year old won!![]()
Allergies stink. My poor sinus and eyes.
You'd think weighing fourty pounds or so he wouldn't do much damage with his astonishly tiny arms but you'd be wrong. I was pretending to be asleep on my dad's king size bed as he loves that kind of thing and he was jumping up and down occasionaly landing on my stomach which at his weight isn't a big deal. Well while my eyes were closed he jumped up, presumibly high as he could as I said my eyes were closed, and landed knees down on my jaw. That hurt. A lot and he loved it because he started laughing like crazy. I really couldn't do anything because he's four and well I thought he couldn't have known what he did. I was wrong on that last point as he said he was sorry a few hours later when we went out for ice cream which was really bizzare as you aren't used to a person saying, "I'm sorry I jumped on your head."
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