The Official Bendis Board 2012 Presidential Campaign Thread

[I've Got the Monkeys]

If I wanted America to fail, I'd post a bunch of news stories about right-wing idiocy every day.

Are you saying... What are you saying?

[Foolish Mortal]

If I worked for Apple and posted on Facebook about how I think Steve Jobs is an asshole, should it be reasonable for me to think I shouldn't be disciplined or fired for doing that?

[russw]

[BriRedfern]

If I wanted America to fail, I'd post a bunch of news stories about right-wing idiocy every day.

I am not sure you really stuck the landing on that.

[Marcdachamp]

I am not sure you really stuck the landing on that.

I think he may have tripped a couple times on the way down.

[Keith P.]

Ryan also noted in a 2003 interview with the Weekly Standard, “I give out ‘Atlas Shrugged’ as Christmas presents, and I make all my interns read it. Well… I try to make my interns read it.”

Ayn Rand was a horrible human being, they should dig up her withered corpse, charge a fee for people to piss on it, and then donate the money to the poor.

Objectivism is a repulsive philosophy, If someone gave me one of her books, or tried to "force" me to read it, it would take them weeks to remove all of the shredded paper from their colon.

[Foolish Mortal]

I await Howard Stern to edit that and have Biden not saying 'stick'.

[Ben]

Ayn Rand was a horrible human being, they should dig up her withered corpse, charge a fee for people to piss on it, and then donate the money to the poor.

Objectivism is a repulsive philosophy, If someone gave me one of her books, or tried to "force" me to read it, it would take them weeks to remove all of the shredded paper from their colon.

I agree completely except I don't have as strong of a colon fixation. I'd cram it up their urethra.

[Jason California]

Jesus Christ... if you're going to make shit up, here's my advice: don't suck at making shit up. In summation, not only was this factually incorrect, but Romney's advisor also cites a country that hasn't existed for 20 years. Wow.

This just in! Obama was seen robbing a Circuit City! They went out of business? The fuck did that happen?

http://www.circuitcity.com/

[Marcdachamp]

http://www.circuitcity.com/

I thought they all closed?

Oh well.

Ummm... hmmm... now I'm trying to think of a chain that's been gone for a while.