Crazy Hotel Guest Stories...

[adamgreenberger]

I know there are some of us that work in hotel's on here...so I thought I would start a thread for people to post some funny and crazy hotel guest stories.

I got a video I want to post but I'm not sure if I can or how to even do it...plus I need to get someone to e-mail it to...it in involves a guest and a fountain in our lobby

[Spidey616]

I'm sure Pat Loika has some good ones

[XXXenophile]

What Keith P is to this board, Pat's the same when it comes to hotel stories.

[BriRedfern]

I worked at a hotel down the street from where the Patriots play. One year when the Bufallo Bills were in town, I threw the breaker to the rooms where their cheerleaders, the Buffalo Jills were getting ready forf the game, so their hair dryers and stuff would stop working and then me and the other maintenance guy had to go from room to room to try and find the problem.

Pretty diabolical plan and really well executed. I am still proud of it.

[dougmac]

Schwicaz has some good ones too, not Loikia good, but still entertaining

[BriRedfern]

We had a guy that had locked himself in his room for days and when we finally got the lock off to get him out he had stuck a gun in his mouth and killed himself. Blood and head meat everywhere. Gross.

[Supreme Convoy]

I love Pat's "Voltron" story.

[Benel Germosen]

I love Pat's "Voltron" story.

I like that this is the post that follows the suicide post.

[Pat Loika]

Here. I really can't say more...



Days later...

[adamgreenberger]

I am at work now and this come from tonight...

We have a fountain in the lobby and we always have near misses with people SOBER walking into it...we had some guests come back fucked up and this woman was yelling outside to her ride and walking backwards into the lobby...she turned around at the last second as she walked into the fountain and basically she went face first into fountain...I had to go into back office I was laughing so hard.

I have included a pic of fountain for reference