Reply With QuoteSuperman will have studied under a mage that may or may not have been Doctor Fate. He, not Barry, will turn out to be the source of the Speed Force, too.
Eventually, all other heroes will retire.
Sally Sensational, SK716, and Azrael52 combine forces to keep Arkansas safe.Originally Posted by Tom Stillwell
Superman will have studied under a mage that may or may not have been Doctor Fate. He, not Barry, will turn out to be the source of the Speed Force, too.
Eventually, all other heroes will retire.
Bruce Wayne used to play little league.... but, he wasn't very good. He was the bat boy.
When he decided to fight crime, he thought hitting people with bats was the way to go.... history ensued.
King Shark has been de-aged and gender-swapped to become Princess Shark.
People say I'm in a world of my own. I call it Planet Karen.
The New Guardians are all ponies.
People say I'm in a world of my own. I call it Planet Karen.
Anyone with an animal's name, whether it is their super-name or their civlian one, will now actually be an animal. Ergo, Tim Drake is now a duck.
IN a further effort at diversity and to honor Dwayne McDuffie, Dc will bring all of Milestone's heroes back and give them prominent roles in the nDCU.
Mark Millar will write a book set on Earth 69 called The Justicers!
All the big names will be there, but more "gritty and realistic".
Batman will be a sexually abused child at the hands of his father.
Superman will be a voyeur.
Wonder Woman will be bisexual and force whoever she lusts after to have sex with her. The lasso will be used A LOT!
Many jokes will be made about how Aquaman smells like fish *boyish snicker*
Green Lantern will often hit people with phallic constructs.
Jokes will also often be made about whether Cyborg has any sex toys built in *boyish snickers again*
And of course the premature ejaculation jokes will be in each issue that Flash appears in.
Maxwell Lord will be their government liason and often use his powers to have them engage in orgies while he watches.
In a year, a huge crossover will be led by Millar called Civil Unrest. No one will act in character.
Still a shark, though.
You think? I was never clear on that point.
People say I'm in a world of my own. I call it Planet Karen.
Posting Permissions
Bookmarks