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Thread: The totally false DCNu rumor thread.

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    Re: The totally false DCNu rumor thread.

    John Constantine is Zatanna's bitch
    Quote Originally Posted by Shel Silverstein
    Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me... Anything can happen, child. Anything can be.
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  2. #102

    Re: The totally false DCNu rumor thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by michealdark View Post
    John Constantine is Zatanna's bitch
    I thought we were talking *false* rumors here.

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    Re: The totally false DCNu rumor thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by motorfirebox View Post
    Boehner will refuse to confirm J'onn, citing his fear of "Martian anchor babies".
    Ah, the age old rivalry between the Green Martians and the Orange Martians.

  4. #104

    Re: The totally false DCNu rumor thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by michealdark View Post
    Batman is his own grandpa
    So, assuming Bruce Wayne didn't seduce his grandma, do you suppose that means he immaculately conceived Thomas Wayne. Heck, maybe Martha too. All this backstory on the Wayne legacy and it turns out Batman created his parents in a lab and then shot them, posing as a mugger, to create himself.

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    Re: The totally false DCNu rumor thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Personamanx View Post
    Aquaman will have a Peg leg instead of a Hook hand.
    Bizarro Aquaman will have a peg hand and a hook leg and die if exposed to water for more than an hour.

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    Re: The totally false DCNu rumor thread.

    There will be copious crossovers with Twilight and Dark-Hunters. (Preferably with the Dark-Hunters killing the Twilight kids by the dozens, because no matter how de-fanged Sherrilyn Kenyon's vampires are, they're still a thousand times more badass than any of the Cullens will ever be)
    Quote Originally Posted by Shel Silverstein
    Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me... Anything can happen, child. Anything can be.
    My Mind's Eye

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