- Bruce Wayne has a pretty singing voice.
- Diana Prince: Roller Derby Girl
- Justice League of Arkansas?
- The Doom Patrol is a bunch of superpowered juggalos.
- The Creeper is in a same sex relationship with Cheeks the Toy Wonder.
- Blue Devil, Blue Beetle, Green Arrow, Green Lantern, Booster Gold, Black Lightning, The Crimson Avenger, White Swan, White Feather, Red Bee, Onyx and Red Robin form the All Color Winners Super Squadron.
Justice League of Arkansas
Their arch nemisis is Bill Clinton?
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Booster Gold is Jaime Reyes' long-lost father.
Current Favorite DC Book: Calendar of Small Events
Current Favorite Marvel Book: Hawkeye
Location: Texas
Snapper Carr is now half-fish, half-car, and all attitude.
All Prez stories are now canon.
All DCNu characters were Robin at some point*, including Thomas & Martha Wayne, Ma & Pa Kent, Wild Dog, Kamandi, and The Phantom Stranger.
Superman is required to cry and act helpless at least once in every issue.
JMS to initiate and then abandon a year-long story where The Flash drives a rental car across the country, always observing the posted speed limit.
Black Canary's sonic scream now invovles her coughing carnivorous canaries at enemies.
Green Lantern emotional color spectrum will expand from 9 colors to 256.
*except for Stephanie Brown
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Stephanie Brown will be around, only to be blown up and beaten with a crowbar by the Joker, stuffed into a fridge, has an unfortunate meeting with Dr Light on the JLA station, then shot through the spine, then murdered in Deathstroke's book by his new team in order to show how hard and serious he is, with her corpse being placed in a matchbox and mailed to the Black Mask.
Unfortunately the astonishing events of the last issue of Batgirl by Bryan Q Miller, where Batgirl marries Cass and Babs, will be retconned away like all the other marriages.
Superman is going to be replaced by a fast-talking Qwardian-American Latino. He will have mechanical, wrist-mounted x-ray vision. First story arc will involve making new friends in his first grade class.
- Krypto will be put to sleep to show how badass Deathstroke the Animal Control Officer is.
Bane and Wild Dog will start the DCU Unlimited Wrestling league.
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In order to make her more 'current', thus ensuring her appeal to younger readers , Wonder Woman will now speak in an exaggerated, Diablo Cody style fake slang
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