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    Re: Say what?

    Please remove your cranium from your hindquarters!

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    Re: Say what?

    The fecal matter has struck the ocillating propeller.
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    Re: Say what?

    You show no aptitude in distinguishing fecal matter from a brand of shoe polish popular in the early and middle decades of the last century.

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    Re: Say what?

    Your matriarch and I have been involved in matters of a Biblical nature!

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    Re: Say what?

    Your distaff sibling proffers, to those who partake of her carnal activities, adhesive paper tokens of hue viridian (intended to be exchanged in bulk for items of nominal value).

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    Re: Say what?

    Engage in acts of sexual congress involving one's rear in another location.

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    Re: Say what?

    Your sister is a whore?
    Hate me all you want, 95 % of the time I'm write.

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    Re: Say what?

    You are incapable of differentiating your posterior orifice from your humeroulnar joint.

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    Re: Say what?

    Logic would normally suggest that your mother's husband should be your immediate male biological ancestor, however it seems that in your case their companion animal of the biological family Canidae appears to have to have performed that task for him.

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    Re: Say what?

    You sir are the southern end of a northern traveling Equus asinus
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