I like to run a small contest with myself, trying to come up with ideas for cars I don't think ANYONE would think is cool, or want to do. Apparently, I'm losing my own contest.
-Lowered dually - Seen it.
-Sand buggy new model VW - Seen it. Pretty neat, though. Too bad the motor isn't in the rear. All it was missing was the engine and a big muffler sticking out of the back. But it had the big back tires and smaller front tires. The bumper areas were different, too.
-Lowered Excursion with lanborghini doors - Seen it. At least the front doors were.
Okay, fairly simple ideas that had a small possibility of being true, right. Well, time to get even more ridiculous.
-Expedition lowered in the front on 15" rims and raised in the back on 24" rims - Seen it.
-Older style '80's Monte Carlo painted an obnoxious neon color and raised on 250 spoke gold 24" rims - Yup, seen it. Wheel size might be off, but they were big fucking rims!
-New Beetle on tiny ass rims poking out dirt buggy style - Seen it.
-The Gorillaz blue dune buggy on spinners - Seen it
-Luxury sedan with a racing kit - Seen it on a Dodge Intrepid. BIG fucking formula 1 spoiler, and a 4" wide muffler.
It's times like those I wish I had a camera cell phone. The coolest car I've ever seen though was a new model firebird with mirror tinted windows and a Kitt slide-light in the bumper. I've also seen a new model firebird with the Smokey & The Bandit Pheonix on the hood. Those two were at a local car show.
What's the most ridiculous-looking car you've seen in person pimped out?









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