Seanbaby's "The 4 Most Homophobic Comics Ever Created"

[Chris Jones]

Besides being regularly Seanbabily fantastic, it also has what may be the greatest dis I've ever read in my life:

His dick is so small that technically it's his kidney stones that are passing him.

Keep in mind that there are no superhero comics here-these are graphic stories of a far more amateurish, psychotic variety. Still, it's well worth reading because Seanbaby is basically the funniest human being alive and also for looking back on the insane propaganda produced against gay people.

[DarkKnightJared]

I'm not sure if the first one should even count as a "comic book." Comic books tell stories through sequential art, often using panels to transition from story beat to story beat. That, on the other hand, looks like a bunch of random scribbling a four year-old would do, and not even the kind that's worthy of hanging on the refrigerator. .

[bert]

hmm. . he missed out the two Hulk ones:

Shooter's "Hulk almost gets gang-raped at the Y.M.C.A." issue of Incredible Hulk Magazine.

and Peter David's issue of the Hulk comic where a character finds out he's HIV positive, and so commits suicide by parking his car on the train tracks.

but are one's I'd count.

(tho to be fair, I don't think Mr. David is homophobic in the least, and has written some wonderful gay-centric and gay-positive stories. . . but the one I mentioned isn't one of them (and since it's specific to stories, I'd count the "HIV=kill yourself" issue of Hulk).

[Thequeerjock]

Heh. It's hard to believe anyone would publish those. Even the obviously self-published ones. :O

And yes, the absence of the Hulk rape issue is odd. I've only ever seen scans of it online so maybe it's better in context, but from what I saw it was pretty f'ing ridiculous.

[zemo]

To that I can only say: You can't contract AIDS, you can only contract HIV. Also, dem people are crazee.

[ZimMan2]

And in a shocking twist, Transformers: Dark of the Moon was not the dumbest thing I saw today.

[Keith P.]

After having read these, i now think my car is definitely a bareback power bottom.
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[Danimal]

I didn't realize so many homosexuals were 30 foot tall toga wearing giants wandering the woods. Why don't you guys tell me these things?

[Arion]

hmm. . he missed out the two Hulk ones:

Shooter's "Hulk almost gets gang-raped at the Y.M.C.A." issue of Incredible Hulk Magazine.

and Peter David's issue of the Hulk comic where a character finds out he's HIV positive, and so commits suicide by parking his car on the train tracks.

but are one's I'd count.

(tho to be fair, I don't think Mr. David is homophobic in the least, and has written some wonderful gay-centric and gay-positive stories. . . but the one I mentioned isn't one of them (and since it's specific to stories, I'd count the "HIV=kill yourself" issue of Hulk).

Gang rape in mainstream comics = priceless .

[Gail Simone]

Seanbaby is a hero of mine, I adore him. He is weirdly, a reader of mine and he's just a doll. I got to meet him last year and it was like meeting an old friend.