Anyone else do this?

[batmanbooyah]

"this" being popping a squat in public restrooms? I can't be the only one who does it. I know a dude who got the flesh eating bacteria from a porta-potty in the summer.

Anywho, as an aside, I walked into a single unisex restroom that wasn't looked, only to find a chick squatting ON TOP of the toilet like a perched bird taking a dump. She gave me a deer in a headlights sort of look, and i yelled "WHOOPS!' and shut the door.

[gaspar]

I'm not exactly sure what you're asking. Do you mean just pooping in a public restroom or doing that squat / hover thing so you don't actually have to touch the seat? I generally get a wet paper towel and wipe everything down before doing business.

I work in a place with a public restroom and about once a week some genius thinks they can perform a hover-shit and ends up crapping all over a) the toilet seat, b) the back of the toilet, c) the floor, d) the walls, or e) all of the above. It is one of the most disgusting things ever and I wish there was a way I could find those people and ask them what the fuck they were thinking.

Or punch them in the face...

[batmanbooyah]

yeah, hovering over it and pooping without touching the seat.

i do it all the time, perfect aim all the time. you gotta have control of your bowels. a man has perfect control of his anus muscles, so he can lock that shit in, and walk out like a boss.

[Ryan Elliott]

I try not to poop in public toilets period.

[Briomega]

I just shit in the sink.

[batmanbooyah]

ah see you're in a bad situation then, because when you do have to go, what do you do? pop a squat or sit on the seat?

[Ryan Elliott]

ah see you're in a bad situation then, because when you do have to go, what do you do? pop a squat or sit on the seat?

I'm the one that shits all over the floor and walls.

[Spidey616]

I try not to poop in public toilets period.

Same!

[Black Roman]

I try not to poop in public toilets period.

Bingo.

[batmanbooyah]

I'm the one that shits all over the floor and walls.

you disgust me. do you atleast try to wipe it off, thus smearing it everywhere?