This one raises the bar:
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My Mind's EyeOriginally Posted by Shel Silverstein
"Wh-what do you mean it didn't move?! It changed position!"
"No, Rose, it didn't and that's the thing you have to remember ... "
When you hear it at four in the morning because the tubby son of a bitch wants you to play with him and his string, it's not cute any more. That sure sounded a lot like one of my roommate's cats. Okay. Okay. That's not right. He's not a son of a bitch. He's a cat, not a dog. Still, if he wakes me up with his meowing for playtime, I'm grabbing my water bottle until he learns.
Last edited by The Xenos; 04-05-2011 at 12:37 PM. Reason: whooops. wrong quote
I want to see Gail train the bear to beg for treats.
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