Hahahahaha!

[Blake Petit]

I thought Geocities was shut down...

[Alan Lynch]

I thought Geocities was shut down...

Beat me to it. That is one fuck ugly website.

[Shurato2099]

Oh, my god, I don't even know what the fuck he's talking about any more.

It IS April First, though--could this be a work of unbridled GENIUS?

http://lightningboltentertainment.com/

Seriously.

GO LOOK.

"Retro" hahahahahaha!

As a Web Design major, my first thought was "Oh, you poor table! What has the bad man done to you?" That page is far too busy and his organization is crap.

Then I started reading ... and I think my brain jumped out the back of my skull. This guy is the Charlie Sheen of the comics publishing world, isn't he?

[t.c.johnson]

We are far more anxious for you to see it than even you are!

There is great truth in this!

[t.c.johnson]

we seem to be the ONLY Entertainment/Publishing Company in history that gets Bashed with constant interference of our projects, even if these forums are published on LBE.com

Obviously he has never been to the forums at the DC Comics board.

[Copper]

KEE-RYST. Hasn't he heard of CSS and div tags? That thing looks like it was programmed in 1994!

[Shurato2099]

I know, right? Get a little font unity, maybe a nice three column layout, lose the flashing text, a color scheme (PICK one!), and I would totally lose the background image as it currently stands.

Then I would suggest that he invest in a spell-checker and get some remedial grammar under his belt. Some of that stuff looks like he was trying to text it in for crying out loud.

[Stressfactor]

Shall we also mention the stupid 'thunder strike' sound effect when the page loads?

First off, it sounds like a bowling ball striking pins. Or more accurately, it sounds like a bad sound effect of a bowling ball striking pins.

Second, I, personally, dislike sound effects or music that comes up automatically when a page loads. I'm usually not expecting it and nine times out of ten it tends to surprise me and scare the crap out of me.

[Shurato2099]

I avoid sounds and extraneous animations just because they increase the load time and don't generally contribute to the site. -And- they're usually annoying, so there the last nail for that.

[Gail Simone]

You guys are all just Lightning Lookie-loos!