Same deal, Jim, but I'll give you a year. I will buy 20 copies of every comic you publish in the next 12 months, and personally put five copies on the shelves in four of the most prominent comics shops in Los Angeles, the shops where the movie people go: Hi De Ho, Golden Apple, Meltdown, and Comics Factory in Pasadena (the comic shop seen on South Park). If those sell out, I will buy 20 more and do it again. I will keep them in stock for a year. The shops will keep 100% of the money. You get your comics in front of the most important and famous comic book readers in the world. All you have to do is actually put out a goddamn comic book by April 5, 2012. Not an ashcan, not a promo, an actual comic book. I will sign and notarize a contract to state that.
Put up or shut up.