Hahahahaha!

**Cassandra** · 04-01-2011, 01:31 PM

J-Bolt should hire Granito to draw his next project. (You know, in another 20 years from now) Then they should have Olney run a Convention for them in their honour. Talk about the holy trinity of the comic industry!

**sk716** · 04-01-2011, 01:41 PM

Originally Posted by Shurato2099

As a Web Design major, my first thought was "Oh, you poor table! What has the bad man done to you?" That page is far too busy and his organization is crap.

Bwah hah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. This is almost an improvement for him. I can guarntee you he worked his butt off in some free html program to get it JUST SO.

Originally Posted by Copper

KEE-RYST. Hasn't he heard of CSS and div tags? That thing looks like it was programmed in 1994!

Nope, this is brand spanking new from Fisher.

Originally Posted by Jim Ritchey

Copper beat me to it. "HEY, J-BOLT! CRAZY, RIGHT-WING CONSPIRACY SITES FROM THE MID-NINETIES WANT THEIR WEB DESIGN ACUMEN BACK!"

The multicolored fonts almost gave me an epileptic seizure--and I'm not epileptic!

LOL. I think he's spent entirely too must time on conspiracy theory and porn websites. Has no idea what I proper website looks like in the new millennium.

Originally Posted by Cassandra

J-Bolt should hire Granito to draw his next project. (You know, in another 20 years from now) Then they should have Olney run a Convention for them in their honour. Talk about the holy trinity of the comic industry!

Fisher thinks Granito is a hack. No, I haven't heard him say it, but Fisher thinks he is the universe's gift to comic readers. Also, Granito is a little too bright to fall for any of J-Bolt's lines. Personally, I think we should introduce him to Rick Olney and let them spend the next several years trying to scam each other. That would make for awesome entertainment.

**sk716** · 04-01-2011, 01:45 PM

Gail, you totally missed the best part:

FORUM FACTS: This Spring, the comic publications we have promised to print, will have those promises fulfilled, finally without any further interruption. The BombShell film project will be coming out after this has been done, also without this same problems. These are simply FACTS. Another fact is that when LBE-related forums have been published before the first fact has been done, we seem to be the ONLY Entertainment/Publishing Company in history that gets Bashed with constant interference of our projects, even if these forums are published on LBE.com. This is simply because we talk about our upcoming projects... just like ALL other Entertainment/Publishing Companies do. The other companies have even taken MUCH longer to get their projects out (if at all)... but withOUT being subject to similar problems. So... in order to keep this from happening to us yet again, we have decided that we will not be placing a forum on our site until the first publication has been printed and released. It is a very sad fact that the publicity for our upcoming projects is met with such extreme discrimination and interference, but we've made the right decision on how to handle the negativity that comes our way... at least on the LBE Website, that is.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

**Stressfactor** · 04-01-2011, 01:51 PM

Someone call the Homicide Detectives because the English language has just been brutally murdered.

**Artful Angie** · 04-01-2011, 01:51 PM

Originally Posted by sk716

Gail, you totally missed the best part:

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

Sooooo... What he's saying is we'll NEVER have to worry about a forum, since they won't be putting one there until AFTER their "project" gets released?? For us: Duh! Winning!!

**Cassandra** · 04-01-2011, 01:52 PM

What is this 'tiger blood' and where are all the crazies getting it?

**Shurato2099** · 04-01-2011, 02:19 PM

Originally Posted by sk716

Bwah hah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. This is almost an improvement for him. I can guarntee you he worked his butt off in some free html program to get it JUST SO.

Nope, this is brand spanking new from Fisher.

LOL. I think he's spent entirely too must time on conspiracy theory and porn websites. Has no idea what I proper website looks like in the new millennium.

Free. HTML. Program. *head-desk*head-desk*head-desk* That's called notepad! Or if you're one of those swank Mac guys, BBEdit!
But the conspiracy and porn sites, I can believe.

**MacQuarrie** · 04-01-2011, 03:04 PM

Originally Posted by Shurato2099

Free. HTML. Program. *head-desk*head-desk*head-desk* That's called notepad! Or if you're one of those swank Mac guys, BBEdit!
But the conspiracy and porn sites, I can believe.

J-Bolt can't do HTML; he needs WYSIWYG or point & click templates. And this is what results from actually seeing it while (for lack of a better word) "designing" his site.

**MacQuarrie** · 04-01-2011, 03:05 PM

Forget Olney; we have got to hook Fisher up with Geoff Beckett. The Bombshell action figures would fill the world with hype and empty promises and excuses for decades.

Make it so!

**Jim Ritchey** · 04-01-2011, 03:19 PM

Originally Posted by MacQuarrie

J-Bolt can't do HTML; he needs WYSIWYG or point & click templates. And this is what results from actually seeing it while (for lack of a better word) "designing" his site.

I'm crippled by never having learned anything but rudimentary HTML myself--but I've designed three sites over the years, and not one of them looked like they were done by a Paranoid Schizophrenic on Ketamine.