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    Re: The Tattoo Fail Thread

    I got my name tattooed on my penis.


    When it's flacid it reads JM, but when it's tumescent it reads JMM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by frzamonkey View Post
    It really isn't that painful (think of someone touching fresh sunburn).

    They aren't for everyone, though.
    Agreed.

    bee-sting going on, sunburn while healing. That's what it feels like.

    I have 7 (and only 3 are comic related. . LOL. but still have very personal meaning to me).. . but I've been thinking lately about getting another.

    It's been over 10 years since my last one, and I'm needing a retouch on my 1st tattoo (gotten when I was 17) anyways.
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    Re: The Tattoo Fail Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Magnum V.I. View Post
    I got my name tattooed on my penis.


    When it's flacid it reads JM, but when it's tumescent it reads JMM.
    Thank you for the new word. I will now use "tumescent" frequently when it comes to my erections.

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    Re: The Tattoo Fail Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Magnum V.I. View Post
    I got my name tattooed on my penis.


    When it's flacid it reads JM, but when it's tumescent it reads JMM.
    I bet it's tumescent when you think of Matt.....

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    Re: The Tattoo Fail Thread

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    He could probably get a job in Skyrim.
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    Re: The Tattoo Fail Thread

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    So inspirational.

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