Reply With QuoteIt's been done.
No really, I did:
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ANGST is the incredible tale of Helen a young woman who inexplicably devours every man she has sex with.... Literally.Trouble is she doesn t want to kill them but it appears that a certain body part has a mind of its own.Burdened with this seemingly insatiable problem Helen finds herself turning to the streets in order to satisfy its demands though things get even more complicated when she eventually falls in love.Strange bizarre and oozing with black humor ANGST is a mind-blowing journey into the darkest recesses of madness.DVD Features:4X3 Letterbox FormatMaking of Angst Interactive MenusScene SelectionTrailersOptional Spanish SubtitlesSystem Requirements:Run Time: 103 minsFormat: DVD MOVIE Genre: HORROR UPC: 039414560121 Manufacturer No: MTIJ6012DVD
I think my favorite parts are when the vagina starts whispering,
"FEED MEEEEEEEEE"
it's like "Little Vagina of Horrors!"
(and who'd of thought that Balent's idea of a haunted vagina from Tarot wasn't all that original???).
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It's been done.
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Eh. Tell me that the vagina starts singing "I'm a mean pink motha' from outer space," and THEN I'll be impressed.Originally Posted by bert
Um. . yeah. . that's why I noted it in my original post!It's been done.
(this film is from 2003).
"do what bert says" - Flamestar (c/o Ouzo Man)
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal
"Evil people can do some non-evil things, and most of them do. That doesn't mean they aren't evil." -- JeffereyWKramer
isn't there an older, crappier version of virtually the same movie called "teeth?"
no, "teeth" is more recent (2008 I believe).
this Vagina doesnt chew off penises tho. . this vagina talks (spooky sounding "feeeeed meeeeee") and then sucks people in whole (off camera, of course) -- only leaving thier clothes behind.
it truly is an astounding film
"do what bert says" - Flamestar (c/o Ouzo Man)
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal
"Evil people can do some non-evil things, and most of them do. That doesn't mean they aren't evil." -- JeffereyWKramer
Aren't all romantic comedies on some level about a haunted vagina?
It's funny, I just saw a movie myself that involved a lot of vagina insanity, called Gozu. It was pretty okay for the most part, but the last five minutes or so...sort of defy description.
I can't wait for the Bollywood version.
I saw a review of a movie where it was singing.
http://thecinemasnob.com/2010/11/10/chatterbox.aspx
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