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    My Son Needed Help Finding Jesus

    So I come into the living room from doing laundry and my 7 year old son, is sitting with my wife doing a word find. My wife looks like she wants to laugh but is doing good to keep a straight face. So I ask my son, what's going on. He tells me . . . I couldn't find Jesus, Mommy couldn't find Jesus. Could you help me find Jesus Daddy?

    My wife is spiritual, but no religious and I am an agnostic. So it was kinda funny that the agnostic is the one that found Jesus.
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    Re: My Son Needed Help Finding Jesus

    Perhaps it was a sign.



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    Quote Originally Posted by dasNdanger View Post
    Perhaps it was a sign.



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    The most unrealistic part about Signs was that an alien invasion renews the faith of a disgruntled priest. How ridiculous.
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    Re: My Son Needed Help Finding Jesus

    Did you have him check under the sofa cushions? You can find a lot of things down there.

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    Re: My Son Needed Help Finding Jesus

    Quote Originally Posted by adam_warlock_2099 View Post
    The most unrealistic part about Signs was that an alien invasion renews the faith of a disgruntled priest. How ridiculous.
    Nah, that's not the most ridiculous part--these aliens deciding to attack a planet without even considering that at least 70% of it can kill them and not adding extra precautions was. That may be a close second, though.

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    Re: My Son Needed Help Finding Jesus

    I'm sorry, but this thread is simply not gay enough for Gail's board:

    here. . lemme fix it:

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    Re: My Son Needed Help Finding Jesus

    I've got him in my trunk if that helps any.

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    Was the word one of the across ones?

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    Sorry bert didn't know there was a quota.
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    Re: My Son Needed Help Finding Jesus

    Quote Originally Posted by DarkKnightJared View Post
    Nah, that's not the most ridiculous part--these aliens deciding to attack a planet without even considering that at least 70% of it can kill them and not adding extra precautions was. That may be a close second, though.
    To me it was the water being deadly to the aliens part.

    Loved the movie,up to that point.
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