David Lynch reads you the weather

[Balthazar]

The master auteur behind such works as Blue Velvet, Eraserhead, and Twin Peaks now reads you the weather. It's strangely addictive! Well -- mostly just strange.

Link...

[Boris the Blade]

I am not in the mood for anything this postmodern at the moment. My head might blow up.

[AAlgar]

Does he do it in the yelling delivery he used to play Gordon Cole on Twin Peaks?

PARTLY CLOUDY! WITH A THIRTY PERCENT CHANCE OF RAIN IN THE AFTERNOON, COOP!

[TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM]

I'm going to cut straight to the bottom line.
*terrified sobs*

[alan]

This is the coolest thing I've seen today.

--Alan

[Blake Sims]

It is very cool
But he's been doing it for a little while

[Gregory]

Does he do it in the yelling delivery he used to play Gordon Cole on Twin Peaks?

PARTLY CLOUDY! WITH A THIRTY PERCENT CHANCE OF RAIN IN THE AFTERNOON, COOP!

And does Sheriff Harry S. Truman interrupt by opening the door and saying "we can hear every word you say."

[AAlgar]

And does Sheriff Harry S. Truman interrupt by opening the door and saying "we can hear every word you say."