Ray's 35th DCU Megathread - OOMPH Inc.!!!

[Ryudo]

In order to beat the Yankees, Nolan Ryan un-retires and pitches a perfect 9th inning to win the series. He cries more.

[AndrewG]

I didn't hear any suggestions from you guys, Statler and Waldorf!

You have a valid point

But instead of leaving it at that, I'll make fun of the dumb title a bit longer.

[Dark Sasha]

Baboo is hope personified. He's the kiss on the beach. He's the sex on the beach. He's the ice cream sundae on a nice warm night, on the beach. He's America. He's Obama's America. He's everything you want to be and more. He's the feeling in your gut when you're talking to a coat or mall girl or mall girl who works at Burlington Coat factory. He's the best GG Allin song and the best Miley Cyrus song at the same time! He's everything and more.

[JasonWGBB007]

God I love that new thread smell

[Ryudo]

OOMPH Incorrrrrporated!

KAY!
EYE!
DEE!
ESS!

Wait... that doesn't sound right...

You're typing it, I was thinking it.

[Ray G.]

Hello fanboys.

Spoiler:

Look at your Flash.

Spoiler:

Now back to me.

Spoiler:

Now back at your Flash.

Spoiler:

Now back to me.

Spoiler:

Sadly, he's not me.

But if you took away the last four years of so of his book and gave to competent, A-list creators he could be like me.

Look down. Back up. Where are you?

Spoiler:

You're in a beautifully illustrated Francis Manapul page, with the Flash your Flash could be like.

What's in your finger? Back at me. I have it.

Spoiler:

It's a tiny ring with my whole costume, boots included, springing out of it somehow.

Spoiler:

Look again. The costume is back in the ring!

Everything is possible when your Flash is written by popular, A-list creators.

Spoiler:

I'm on a horse

Spoiler:

Ape

Kiai wins the internet.

No, several.

[AndrewG]

Heh. I knew you'd be 'up' for it

[Ray G.]

Baboo is hope personified. He's the kiss on the beach. He's the sex on the beach. He's the ice cream sundae on a nice warm night, on the beach. He's America. He's Obama's America. He's everything you want to be and more. He's the feeling in your gut when you're talking to a coat or mall girl or mall girl who works at Burlington Coat factory. He's the best GG Allin song and the best Miley Cyrus song at the same time! He's everything and more.

Short-lived and underwhelming?

It all makes sense.

[Alexander Hamilton]

first time in handful of threads I didn't make the JLA..

maybe that's a good thing.

[Ryudo]

Short-lived and underwhelming?

It all makes sense.

Change takes time, and so does Baboo.