What's more impressive than defending the tag titles all alone? Defending your titles with Winston Tannen. It's like wrestling in a diving suit. #Marty5toldme
@QEWinston Where the hell's your time machine? I need to use it.
Michael Dark
OWFDarkDragon
@QEWinston So I can go back and find your smile.
Michael Dark
OWFDarkDragon
@QEWinston And bring back Marty 5
Michael Dark
OWFDarkDragon
@QEWinston Because you've become something of a bitch lately. I miss the MST3K wannabe.
Michael Dark
OWFDarkDragon
My Mind's EyeOriginally Posted by Shel Silverstein
It's a shame that Michael Dark does all that training but everyone still gets up to pee during his matches.
QEWinston
Winston Tannen
You leave Marty 5 out of this!!!
QEWinston
Winston Tannen
@QEWinston YOU'RE WELCOME!
OWFDrewRosen
The only Dual OWF Champ in history. #Myreignslongertoo
I'm award winning!
Quantum Express promo #2 – Not This Time
[The scene opens inside of a small Greek restaurant. Seated in a booth are the Quantum Express, Winston Tannen and his loyal android partner, Marty 6. They wear matching silver jackets. Winston is still wearing his “#tag” shirt and an eyepatch]
Winston Tannen: Where is our waitress?
[Marty 6 blinks]
Winston: She hasn’t even taken our drink orders!
[Marty 6 blinks]
Winston: Oh, you’ve got nothing to add to this? I know you don’t need food to survive but I do, man! NEED AND WANT! I’m starving and this chick is probably getting high in the alley! I want to get high in the alley- but I’m too hungry!
[Marty 6 blinks]
Marty 6: The waitress approaches.
Winston: Thanks, pal.
[The waitress is a young blonde with blue glasses]
Waitress: Welcome to the Humus Hut, I’m Sandy. What can I get you guys to drink? Any appetizers?
Winston: Hi Sandy, I’ll take a Brewer’s Lite and a water and my friend will starve.
[Marty 6 blinks]
Waitress: Ooookay. I’ll be right back.
[The confused waitress returns to the back. Marty 6 blinks]
Winston: What? I’m not buying you anything! That’s a waste of my money. Do you know how much cash I had to drop on these meds after I was walloped by the chairshot heard round the multiverse? A ton! And they don’t even get me high! What a gyp! THANKS DREW!
[Winston pulls out prescription eardrops from his jacket]
Winston: Some dude claiming to be a doctor told me I need these drops since apparently I had a concussion and I don’t know, I don’t remember. I guess I did get a concussion since I’m eating Greek food and I only eat Greek after I have a concussion.
[Winston puts drops in both ears, much to the horror of the restaurant’s other patrons]
Winston: How do I even know that guy was a real, for real doctor? It could just be his gimmick. I don’t know anymore! We’ll probably see him on Overdrive next week, botching suplexes with a stethoscope around his neck.
[Winston looks around for the waitress and sighs]
[Marty 6 blinks]
Winston: What? Are you still mad that I’m not buying you a gyro, you big baby? MAYBE if you didn’t lose our tag belts to Danny K and “Cold Stone” Steve Boston (or whatever his name is).
Marty 6: I believe he is being billed as “Stone Cold” Steve Austin.
Winston: What?
Marty 6: “Stone Cold” Steve Austin.
Winston: What?
Marty 6: “Stone Cold” Steve Austin.
Winston: Eardrops. I can’t hear whatever you’re saying. Hopefully you’re apologizing for screwing up. I know it doesn’t make any sense but I swear you Martys get worse with each version. How can that be? Is it me? Maybe it’s me.
[The waitress returns with Winston’s beer and water]
Winston: Thanks. I don’t know what I want yet.
Waitress: Oh. That’s okay.
Winston: I’ve been too busy cutting a pretty kiler wrestling promo. Do you watch wrestling, Sandy?
Waitress: Um…no.
Winston: Well, I’m one of the best wrestlers. Good on the promo too! But I’m good in the ring too. Trust me. I have a match with my former friend Drew Rosen. Have you heard of him?
Waitress: Do you want me to come back? You can look at the menu…
Winston: I can’t hear you but I’m going to assume you know that Drew attacked me with a chair and broke up Raditude and that you feel as betrayed as Marty and I do.
Waitress: What’s a Raditude?
Winston: I’ll take a chicken schwarma please…and another Brewer’s Lite…and…
[The waitress looks around nervously as Winston continues ordering]
[end transmission]
@QEWinston Don't be so hard on Mikey Darkness, he does us all a service by keeping everyone at home and in the arenas regular. #betterthanfiber
*Fade in*
Mike and Moira are standing outside the AMC on Illinois Street in downtown Chicago. They seem to be arguing as the camera zooms.
Mike: "I'm telling you, let's not spend money tonight. I want to get back to training, and we both know that 'Snow White and the Huntsman' is going to be better."
Moira: "A. I don't want to wait for that one to come out, when we can just see 'Mirror, Mirror' right now. B. I hear this version ends with a Bollywood number. I don't car about Snow White in Joan of Arc armor, I want to see Snow White singing Bollywood tunes!"
Mike: "Moira...."
Moira: "Besides, the doctor says ye still have a day or two before he clears you. I can't train ye until then. And ye still lost even after I almost killed you. Let's see if not training and taking a Taoist approach to yer next match works better. Just relax, have some fun, accept it as my apology for working ye too hard, and just take things as they come for once. Let's not worry right now and just have some fun."
Mike: "...I still think this is going to suck. Can't we just go home and watch 'Once Upon a Time' off the DVR?"
Moira: "Luv, do you want some tonight? Because if ye do, ye'll shut the **** up right now."
Mike: Gulps, and nods his head. "Alright, you win this round." He pulls her tight and kisses her fiercely. "But wait until later. Then we'll see who wins round two!"
Moira: "Bring it, babe."
*Fade Out*
My Mind's Eye
Are Mike and Moira brother and sister?
QEWinston
Winston Tannen
@QEWinston No, actually Moira is my fiance. She moved to my neighborhood when we were both 12, and we've been together since.
Michael Dark
OWFDarkDragon
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