And Knowing is Half the Battle!!!!

**Mordru** · 08-11-2010, 04:55 PM

Never draw to an inside straight.

**leafinsectman** · 08-11-2010, 05:04 PM

Lasers is the other half.

**Jason California** · 08-11-2010, 05:18 PM

Don touch live wires. They may seem harmless but you would be wrong.

**Dazz** · 08-11-2010, 05:19 PM

If you cross the street, you need to look left, right, then left and then...RUN LIKE HELL.

Nobody pays attention on the road anymore.

--Dazz

**Mordru** · 08-11-2010, 05:20 PM

Originally Posted by Jason California

Don touch live wires. They may seem harmless but you would be wrong.

Don't drive over fallen lines either...

**Infra-Man** · 08-11-2010, 05:24 PM

Body massage

**Mordru** · 08-11-2010, 05:29 PM

Originally Posted by Infra-Man

Body massage

What?...never take off your shorts, your socks?...what is the advice?

**Dazz** · 08-11-2010, 05:31 PM

Don't lose your pink, I wanna say...vinyl purse.

You'll be dying for a cigarette if you do.

--Dazz

**Linkara** · 08-11-2010, 05:45 PM

Don't whiz on the electric fence.

**Tyburn** · 08-11-2010, 05:56 PM

Measure twice, cut once.

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