What Would You Pay To Punch Chris Page In The Snoot?

[Gail Simone]

I like Chris Page, he's a funny poster, he always makes me laugh.

At the same time, I want to hit him in the face. A LOT.

I would give three monkeys and a goat to hit C. Page in the face.

What's your bid?

[Howlett]

I would let you give me three monkeys and a goat

[Matthew Brown]

I'd punch him in the face for free. It wouldn't feel right charging him.

[Cth]

Wait, who's C.Page?

/kidding
//or am I?

[Corey A.]

I'd pay more to see him punched in the taint!

[Matthew Brown]

I'd pay more to see him punched in the taint!

That's what I thought the snoot was at first. I'm not really hip to the lingo.

[elcinco]

I'll bid three llamas and a hedgepig.

That Chris Page needs a good snoot punching, the jerk!

[Kevin T Brown]

***checks pockets***

I've got a piece of lint and a mangled piece of bubblegum. Will that do..?

[Endy52]

How about a punch in the bracket instead? We'd have to clear it with Izzard, but I'm sure he'd be cool with it.

[buttler]

Dunno who that is, but I'll bid tuppence ha'penny anyway.