The only good Koopa is a stomped Koopa.
The following disturbing aerial photographs were taken from a land adjacent to the Mushroom Kingdom.
As you can see it is a hellish place. High volcanic activity pumps endless smoke into the air, blotting out the sun. The intense heat has created permanent drought conditions, which when combined with the lack of sunlight, means no agriculture. Life is virtually impossible to sustain under these conditions, and yet one nation calls this land home.
The Koopas are a peaceful, intelligent turtle like race who live in these horrible areas. The ecosystem, or rather lack there of, has regulated them to intense poverty and subsistence living. They are ruled by the benevolent Bowser, King of the Koopas.
Bowser is a kind, single father who has dedicated his whole life to improving the living conditions of his people. There has never been a more tireless advocate for Koopa rights than Bowser.
Now you might be asking yourself how the Koopas came to live in this area. Well that is do to the intense xenophobia of the Toads and their malevolent dictator Princess Peach.
The Toads are short mushroom like people whose fanatical and genocidal purges have formed the entire history of the mushroom kingdom. The Toads drove the Koopas from land after land, slaughtering them in the millions until the poor Koopas had no place to live but the most unlivable areas of the world. But the Toads were not satisfied with mere persecution of the Koopas, no they purged many more of their fellow species. The Toad race has a close sister species, the Goombahs. A long time period ago both species split into two evolutionary branches, but the Toads were so disgusted to share close genetic ties to what they deemed a lesser species they unleased a genocidal fury upon those poor Goombahs, driving them as well to the home of the Koopas.
While these programs were not started under Princess Peach, they certainly escalated under her reign.
Just look at her cruel, soulless, dead eyes and know this is evil incarnate. Princess Peach is a walking propaganda machine. She endlessly spins her genocidal campaign of oppression, fooling simple people into believing her and her Toads are actually victims, rather than perpetrators. Just one example of her public relations cunning is that she changed her name from the traditional, though somewhat unpalatable, title "Princess Toadstool" (which, as she was princess of the Mushroom Kingdom makes perfect sense), to the more pleasing but nonsensical "Princess Peach."
Princess Peach employs a pair of private assassins named Mario and Luigi. These two men dress as plumbers in order to fool the peacekeeping forces of Bowser into thinking they are merely workers attempting to fix the extensive water pipe system of the Mushroom Kingdom. Then they brutally execute Peach's genocidal plan killing hundreds of Koopas and Goombahs. In addition to genocide they pillage every land they visit stealing all the nations wealth, leaving it impoverished, occasionally they even steal off the corpses of those they kill. Truly they are unrepentantly evil.
So I support King Bowser's valiant effort to ensure an end to Koopa persecution, as should you. With our support Bowser might finally end Peach's reign of terror and bring peace to the Mushroom Kingdom.
I think the whole thing is just the deluded madness of a manipulative spinster princess who obviously can't get a date. I mean, think about it. Poor Mario goes through all that only to find out that his princess is in ANOTHER castle.
She's a manipulative little tart, that Peach.
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I always read about these kinds of leaders in history books, Lenin, Stalin, Hilter, ect. I never thought we would have learned and stopped all this before it got to this point!!
I've got your back, Tommy.
Since when should plumbers be able to commit genocide!
Excerpt from Traitor Game XVII....
Suddenly, a cassette tape and a tape player materialized in front of Hordak and the Sorceress. Curious, they popped the cassette on the player and hit "play"
Originally Posted by Communique from the ETHEREAN LIBERATION ARMY