Farts!

**Yorick Brown** · 07-30-2010, 05:06 PM

I have seen the flames of my own fart. They were glorious.

**dasNdanger** · 07-30-2010, 05:09 PM

Originally Posted by MayorMitch100

I still have yet to try this most coveted of actions.

Alas, not everyone is capable of producing methane gas, only a fortunate few.

das

**Jason California** · 07-30-2010, 05:12 PM

Originally Posted by MayorMitch100

I still have yet to try this most coveted of actions.

You have to get yourself gassy. It won't work your you average run of the mill fart.

**MayorMitch100** · 07-30-2010, 05:13 PM

Originally Posted by Jason California

You have to get yourself gassy. It won't work your you average run of the mill fart.

hmm. So just a bunch of day old chinese food?

**dasNdanger** · 07-30-2010, 06:22 PM

Originally Posted by MayorMitch100

hmm. So just a bunch of day old chinese food?

Not the rice. Supposedly, rice is the only food that does not produce gas.

I really DO know too much about farts.

das

**Yorick Brown** · 07-31-2010, 04:02 PM

Waiting for Gail's thoughts on the subject.

FYI - My farts smell like butter.

**Ben Morgan** · 07-31-2010, 04:09 PM

We need to get Lester in this thread

**Jason California** · 07-31-2010, 04:29 PM

Originally Posted by MayorMitch100

hmm. So just a bunch of day old chinese food?

Maybe. Everybody has different chemistry. Use whatever works for you Mitch. I know you can do it. I believe in you.

**MayorMitch100** · 07-31-2010, 04:41 PM

Originally Posted by Jason California

Maybe. Everybody has different chemistry. Use whatever works for you Mitch. I know you can do it. I believe in you.

it'll give me something to do at college next year.

**Yorick Brown** · 08-01-2010, 07:09 PM

Prize-winners tonight. Wife not happy.

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