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    Post Terrorists now want to kill us with poison beer.

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    An attempt was made to poison a key American adviser involved in the bidding for a multibillion dollar mining contract in Afghanistan by replacing beer in a bottle with sulfuric acid.

    The little-reported incident occurred in June 2007 but takes on new interest with the publication by the Wikileaks website of an intelligence warning in February 2007 that Pakistan’s ISI spy agency was planning to poison soldiers' alcoholic drinks.

    James Yeager, an American geologist who advised Afghanistan's Ministry of Mines, tells the Monitor he returned to his residence in Kabul to find it had been burgled. The intruder took money from a drawer and left behind a bottle of Corona beer.

    The Corona bottle sat on his counter for the next two weeks Yeager says, because Corona is one of his least favorite beers. He finally opened it during a going away party as the other drinks began to run low.

    “I pulled it out and when I popped it there was no fizz and the cap was loose,” says Yeager. “Because this one didn’t have fizz you wonder if it went rancid or not, and I just kind of sniffed it and I went ‘Oh, that doesn’t smell like beer.’ ”

    Yeager, a geochemist familiar with acids, realized it smelled like sulfuric acid – otherwise known as battery acid. He called a friend over who had the same reaction to the smell. Yeager poured the “beer” into the toilet and it foamed and fizzed, leaving “no question” in his mind it was sulfuric acid.
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    "Corana, sulfuric acid, what's the difference?"
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    Re: Terrorists now want to kill us with poison beer.

    I like that the article comes right out and says Corona is one of his least favorite beers.

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    Re: Terrorists now want to kill us with poison beer.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dan View Post
    I like that the article comes right out and says Corona is one of his least favorite beers.
    And how the name 'Corona' will be associated with terrorists. I'm sure they appreciate that.
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    Re: Terrorists now want to kill us with poison beer.

    Hah! that means when the terrorist do poison the beer, I'll be one of the few survivors left alive.

    Suck on that, you winos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benel Germosen View Post
    Hah! that means when the terrorist do poison the beer, I'll be one of the few survivors left alive.

    Suck on that, you winos.
    When they came for the beer, I did nothing...

    When they came for the whiskey, I did nothing...
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    Re: Terrorists now want to kill us with poison beer.

    Corona is a crappy beer anyways.
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    Re: Terrorists now want to kill us with poison beer.

    Quote Originally Posted by HeroBoy View Post
    When they came for the beer, I did nothing...

    When they came for the whiskey, I did nothing...
    When they came for my Pepsi...

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    Re: Terrorists now want to kill us with poison beer.

    Between this and the monkey assassins, terrorists sure do have dumb plans.

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    Re: Terrorists now want to kill us with poison beer.

    "I shall piss in the American apple juices..."

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    Re: Terrorists now want to kill us with poison beer.

    I like Corona Extra in the summer...Guinness in the winter. Corona has its place and is very refreshing on a really hot day.

    I really don't care about the rest of the article...I just needed to defend Corona.


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