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    Steve Urkel punches girlfriend in breast implant while driving

    This may not deserve its own thread.



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    Re: Steve Urkel punches girlfriend in breast implant while driving

    Quote Originally Posted by PeteL View Post
    This may not deserve its own thread.



    http://jezebel.com/5582760/jaleel-ur...estic-violence
    I clicked on the link, expecting a change of pace from the Lohan stuff, and the page contained mostly Lohan stuff.



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    Re: Steve Urkel punches girlfriend in breast implant while driving

    You are far too humble. This deserves Thread Title of The Year: Honorary Mention: Urkel can multi-task.
    Too sexy?

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    Re: Steve Urkel punches girlfriend in breast implant while driving

    Quote Originally Posted by dasNdanger View Post
    I clicked on the link, expecting a change of pace from the Lohan stuff, and the page contained mostly Lohan stuff.



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    This disappointed me as well.
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    Re: Steve Urkel punches girlfriend in breast implant while driving

    It's about time.
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    Re: Steve Urkel punches girlfriend in breast implant while driving

    he should use the "Did I Dooooo Thaaaat?" defense.
    Too sexy?

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    Re: Steve Urkel punches girlfriend in breast implant while driving

    Quote Originally Posted by HeroBoy View Post
    he should use the "Did I Dooooo Thaaaat?" defense.
    I am made out of water. You wouldn't know it, because I have it bound in. My friends are made out of water, too. All of them. The problem for us is that not only do we have to walk around without being absorbed by the ground but we also have to earn our livings.
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    Re: Steve Urkel punches girlfriend in breast implant while driving

    I know a girl who went to high school with him. She said he was a prick then, too.
    You never did the Kenosha Kid

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    Re: Steve Urkel punches girlfriend in breast implant while driving

    the car seems to be the hot new place to beat your woman.

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    Re: Steve Urkel punches girlfriend in breast implant while driving

    Quote Originally Posted by stevapalooza View Post
    the car seems to be the hot new place to beat your woman.
    Finally, Henry Ford is proven right!
    Quote Originally Posted by Sy-Klone View Post
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