Cyclops beat Batman.
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He'll bang your clone sister and make you raise all the kids like they're your own. But his sperm is so powerful, you won't even get the chance to raise them - they'll come back fully grown from the future because fuck your parental skills.
Then after you die, he'll get serious with the girl he was cheating on you with for the last year, because she wears lingerie in public and has an accent.
Cyclops. Leader of the X-Men.
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Cyclops beat Batman.
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Cyclops is the best X-man.
And the best OST Star Trek captain.
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Too sexy?
No one nicknamed "Slim" is better than anybody.
Except maybe the donkey that he blows on Thursday nights.
I don't like the x-men very much but Scott Summers is a decent character.
Whedon made him great.
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