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    Robot in Disguise HOOKS's Avatar
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    Cyclops Is Better Than You

    He'll bang your clone sister and make you raise all the kids like they're your own. But his sperm is so powerful, you won't even get the chance to raise them - they'll come back fully grown from the future because fuck your parental skills.

    Then after you die, he'll get serious with the girl he was cheating on you with for the last year, because she wears lingerie in public and has an accent.



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    Re: Cyclops Is Better Than You

    Cyclops beat Batman.


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    Re: Cyclops Is Better Than You

    Cyclops is the best X-man.


    And the best OST Star Trek captain.
    Too sexy?

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    Re: Cyclops Is Better Than You

    No one nicknamed "Slim" is better than anybody.

    Except maybe the donkey that he blows on Thursday nights.

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    Re: Cyclops Is Better Than You

    Quote Originally Posted by Evan the Shaggy View Post
    Cyclops beat Batman.


    Look at Superman in the background:

    "Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!"

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    Re: Cyclops Is Better Than You

    I don't like the x-men very much but Scott Summers is a decent character.
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    Re: Cyclops Is Better Than You

    Whedon made him great.

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    Re: Cyclops Is Better Than You

    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Jay View Post
    Whedon made him great.
    He was always great, as a bunch of us made clear in the X-men 3 thread...


    ...and his beating BATMAN in this thread too!
    Too sexy?

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    Re: Cyclops Is Better Than You

    Fuck this asshole. Anyone who wears glasses is a fucking nerd!
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    Re: Cyclops Is Better Than You

    I think Cyclops would look cool if he just wore slick, normal clothes but also rocked the visor. He needs to get over the hooded onesie. He should dress like his Noir counterpart but with the sci-fi visor.
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