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    James Joyce liked to fuck the farts out of women

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    "At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole."


    "It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also. "

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    Re: James Joyce liked to fuck the farts out of women

    Not my favorite dirty talk ever.

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    Re: James Joyce liked to fuck the farts out of women

    He was a contemporary of Georgia O'Queef.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LordKinbote View Post
    He was a contemporary of Georgia O'Queef.

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    Re: James Joyce liked to fuck the farts out of women

    With a title like this, how could I not click on it?

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    Re: James Joyce liked to fuck the farts out of women

    I always thought a Woody Allen as James Joyce movie would work.

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    oh James Joyce your so silly. and fucking creepy as shit.
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    deeper. stop. harder. stop. don't stop. stop. hahahaha!!!!
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