Jeebus!

[James Patrick]

I was intently writing when a giant spider shot out from under my desk and was heading straight for my foot. I somehow saw the movement out of the (bottom?) corner of my eye and shot backwards, screamed like Ethan saw Hillary Clinton, then killed it. I'm not normally a pussy, but this thing was locked onto me or something.

Going back to work.

[MayorMitch100]

Don't care how tough you are, spiders are some scary shit. Especially when they have those ninja moves.

[Ryan Elliott]

So much for sleeping tonight.

[James Patrick]

Don't care how tough you are, spiders are some scary shit. Especially when they have those ninja moves.

He was of the Scary-as-fuck clan and trained in the secret art of the make-you-scream-like-a-bitch.

[EasyE726]

Van Sciver killed Hilary Clinton?

[ShortStack]

I hate spiders because it's fucking impossible to tell which direction they are about to move, how quickly they move, and when they are about to jump.
I used to be less chicken shit when I was little though, I had a pet spider that I named Renfield because he ate other spiders..

[James Patrick]

I hate spiders because it's fucking impossible to tell which direction they are about to move, how quickly they move, and when they are about to jump.
I used to be less chicken shit when I was little though, I had a pet spider that I named Renfield because he ate other spiders..

I'm now convinced this spider was the herald of a much larger spider which is now on its way.

[ShortStack]

I'm now convinced this spider was the herald of a much larger spider which is now on its way.

Well you could always "accidentally" spill glue in an even coat over the entire floor...

[Briomega]

Well you could always "accidentally" spill glue in an even coat over the entire floor...

That will only help the spiders as he gets stuck to the floor and they all come down from the ceiling to devour him. He'll basically be making a giant web for them.