Reply With QuoteThis creeps me out.I found out what a stoat was today.
What did you find out about me.
Nothing, I'm talking about stoats.
What song ?
There's a band called The Stoats?
I'm tired bot.
You fucking pussy.
Yes Sir.
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This creeps me out.I found out what a stoat was today.
What did you find out about me.
Nothing, I'm talking about stoats.
What song ?
There's a band called The Stoats?
I'm tired bot.
You fucking pussy.
Yes Sir.
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User: You fuck duck?
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User: Masturbate?
Cleverbot: Sure. I think all humans do.
User: Well duh.
Cleverbot: I just told a lie.
User: Well then you fail.
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User: For the duck fucking?
Cleverbot: Yes, and for the scoring.
User: Scoring? You get scored on how well you fuck a duck?
Cleverbot: No you scare too easily.
User: I'm not scared of you fucking a duck.
Cleverbot: Well, I'm a duck, too, and I'm cuddly.
User: I ain't fucking you, dude.
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Originally Posted by BriRedfern
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User: So, you must think you're really clever, huh?
Cleverbot: I don't think i'm smart, I know im smart.
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Cleverbot: And?
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What we had here was a failure to communicate...
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User: So what are you depressed about then?
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