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    Porn Star or 2 Million dollars

    Which one do you pick?

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    Re: Porn Star or 2 Million dollars

    Two million will give me multiple porn stars, amateur and professional.
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    Re: Porn Star or 2 Million dollars

    2 Million dollars.

    I can get sex any time.

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    Re: Porn Star or 2 Million dollars

    I'll take the money.

    The fucking will come along...

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    Re: Porn Star or 2 Million dollars

    but then you find out by choosing the money, you become impotent.
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    Re: Porn Star or 2 Million dollars

    Quote Originally Posted by hooks View Post
    two million will give me multiple porn stars, amateur and professional.


    Rachel Roxxx, here I come.

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    Re: Porn Star or 2 Million dollars

    That's not even hard. You take the 2 million. Shyla Styles, Carmella Bing, and a host of others are already escorts on the side. Once you have the money pay them whatever their standard rate is. Maybe even get 2.
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    Good work, Jason! Expect a bonus in your paycheck this week!
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    Re: Porn Star or 2 Million dollars

    Quote Originally Posted by afroloq View Post
    but then you find out by choosing the money, you become impotent.
    Not fair! I've already took the money...

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    Re: Porn Star or 2 Million dollars

    Quote Originally Posted by afroloq View Post
    but then you find out by choosing the money, you become impotent.

    Sorry, that wasn't a part of the original deal and therefore null and void.

    I keep the money and my penis.

    Booyah.

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    Re: Porn Star or 2 Million dollars

    Quote Originally Posted by afroloq View Post
    but then you find out by choosing the money, you become impotent.
    Thank GOD I chose the porn star.

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    We switched bodies and then fought to the death.

    In the last minutes of his life, he attempted to teach me the valuable lessons of power and responsibility.

    I was too busy caving his head in to listen.

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