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    GODFATHER Masculine Todd's Avatar
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    There's a couple sexing outside my apartment door

    I don't know what to do. They're not in their apartment, but the small (tiny) hallway that separates one door from the door across from it. It's about five feet wide. If I walk out my door, I walk into them. You must understand, these are terrible little college apartments.

    I just want to leave my apartment. Bask in my misery everyone.

    Fun Fact: the guy doing the deed sounds like the guy who lived downstairs and who is deeply closeted, which I know, because he blew me and talked incessantly about wanting to leave his girlfriend and come out.
    Quote Originally Posted by masculine todd
    honestly, i love bad bitches, that's my fucking problem



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    Re: There's a couple sexing outside my apartment door

    For a sec there, I thought this was a KeithP thread...



    das

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    Re: There's a couple sexing outside my apartment door

    Join them like now !

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    Re: There's a couple sexing outside my apartment door

    I need directions. Think he'll last another 30 minutes?

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    Re: There's a couple sexing outside my apartment door

    Quote Originally Posted by panco View Post
    Join them like now !
    This.

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    Re: There's a couple sexing outside my apartment door

    Quote Originally Posted by dasNdanger View Post
    For a sec there, I thought this was a KeithP thread...



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    There was a time where insane shit happened almost daily when I lived on campus and right off campus. I made threads for most of them. Then I realized I was being a "look at me" assface and reigned them in.

    This though, this needs to be shared for solidarity. Feel with me folks. They're still going. I can't believe no one has walked in yet to get to the other apartments. Do they have a pact with the landlord?
    Quote Originally Posted by masculine todd
    honestly, i love bad bitches, that's my fucking problem



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    Re: There's a couple sexing outside my apartment door

    Never forget!
    Quote Originally Posted by masculine todd
    honestly, i love bad bitches, that's my fucking problem



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    Re: There's a couple sexing outside my apartment door

    Quote Originally Posted by Kirblar View Post
    This.
    She's orange. No thanks.
    Quote Originally Posted by masculine todd
    honestly, i love bad bitches, that's my fucking problem



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    Re: There's a couple sexing outside my apartment door

    Would this be a good time to ask him if he already came out?

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