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    Wtf!! Steven seagal ???

    while watching cold case files I saw a commercial for steven seagal lawman coming soon to A&E.

    with bulletproff vest on and gun in hand he's patrolling and arresting people. "when I tell you to pullover, you pullover" says seagal
    the guy in handcuffs he's arresting yells " your steven seagal, Im being arrested by steven seagal, can I have your autograph."

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    Re: Wtf!! Steven seagal ???

    Quote Originally Posted by Godzilla Raids Again View Post
    while watching cold case files I saw a commercial for steven seagal lawman coming soon to A&E.

    with bulletproff vest on and gun in hand he's patrolling and arresting people. "when I tell you to pullover, you pullover" says seagal
    the guy in handcuffs he's arresting yells " your steven seagal, Im being arrested by steven seagal, can I have your autograph."

    hahahah i keep seeing billboards for this. is it a reality show? I thought it was the spiritual successor to walker texas ranger?
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    Re: Wtf!! Steven seagal ???

    Quote Originally Posted by Godzilla Raids Again View Post
    while watching cold case files I saw a commercial for steven seagal lawman coming soon to A&E.

    with bulletproff vest on and gun in hand he's patrolling and arresting people. "when I tell you to pullover, you pullover" says seagal
    the guy in handcuffs he's arresting yells " your steven seagal, Im being arrested by steven seagal, can I have your autograph."
    We'll see if he still wants it after Deputy Seagal breaks his elbow backwards.

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    Will the show's intermission include him playing on the gee-tar?
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    Re: Wtf!! Steven seagal ???

    It's a reality show, he's actually been a cop for a few years now.

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    When does it start and does he use a stunt double in real life?
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    Re: Wtf!! Steven seagal ???

    So what happens if he pulls you over and you tell him he runs like a girl?

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    Re: Wtf!! Steven seagal ???

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    Ryan Zoouche Turner!!!
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    In 2012 they'll rename the program "Zoom Time" and spend all fifty weeks talking about his amazing voice.
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    Re: Wtf!! Steven seagal ???

    I would pay big money for a Van Damme/Seagal cage match pay-per view.

    I would also bet heavily on Van Damme.

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