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    Howlett
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    The Penis Poem...

    And now, a poem by a friend of mine.

    Ahem...

    The Penis Poem by Patrick "Wolfy" Norberg.

    My nookie days are over
    My pilot light is out
    What used to be my sex appeal
    Is now my water spout

    Time was when of it's own accord
    From my trousers it would spring
    But now I have a full time job
    To find the blasted thing

    It used to be embarassing
    The way it would behave
    For every single morning
    It would stand and watch me shave

    Now as old age approaches
    It sure gives me the blues
    To see it hang it's little head
    And watch me tie my shoes
    Last edited by Howlett; 06-25-2005 at 04:01 PM.

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    Re: A poem...

    Well, I thought it was funny.

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    Re: A poem...

    I like it though the third verse almost disturbed me.

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    Howlett
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    Re: A poem...

    Quote Originally Posted by gavbrown
    Well, I thought it was funny.
    Wolfy thanks you

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    Howlett
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    Re: A poem...

    Quote Originally Posted by Simi Boyz
    I like it though the third verse almost disturbed me.
    Pffft, pussy

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    Re: A poem...

    *sings
    title : faded seaside glamour(you killed hawkeye remix)
    artist : C sensation

    mighty brian bendis i aint lyin you just pretend us/
    readers will accept half assed work on USM until we surrender/
    sucky work on the 1st book, but great on DD, powers and new avengers/
    you reuse the same formula, why dont you change it up/
    6 issues include three fillers, isnt that lame enough/
    top 5 book, just dropped below 10/
    If you fuck up this next arc, ill never subscribe again/




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    GODFATHER SimiBoyz's Avatar
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    Re: A poem...

    Quote Originally Posted by C Sensation
    *sings
    title : faded seaside glamour(you killed hawkeye remix)
    artist : C sensation

    mighty brian bendis i aint lyin you just pretend us/
    readers will accept half assed work on USM until we surrender/
    sucky work on the 1st book, but great on DD, powers and new avengers/
    you reuse the same formula, why dont you change it up/
    6 issues include three fillers, isnt that lame enough/
    top 5 book, just dropped below 10/
    If you fuck up this next arc, ill never subscribe again/
    I refer you to your sig quote.

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    Howlett
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    Re: A poem...

    Bumped 'cause I'm bored

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    Re: A poem...

    Excellent.

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