A poem...

[Howlett]

And now, a poem by a friend of mine.

Ahem...

The Penis Poem by Patrick "Wolfy" Norberg.

My nookie days are over
My pilot light is out
What used to be my sex appeal
Is now my water spout

Time was when of it's own accord
From my trousers it would spring
But now I have a full time job
To find the blasted thing

It used to be embarassing
The way it would behave
For every single morning
It would stand and watch me shave

Now as old age approaches
It sure gives me the blues
To see it hang it's little head
And watch me tie my shoes

[Sir Erudite Gav]

Well, I thought it was funny.

[SimiBoyz]

I like it though the third verse almost disturbed me.

[Howlett]

Well, I thought it was funny.

Wolfy thanks you

[Howlett]

I like it though the third verse almost disturbed me.

Pffft, pussy

[Captain Sensation]

*sings
title : faded seaside glamour(you killed hawkeye remix)
artist : C sensation

mighty brian bendis i aint lyin you just pretend us/
readers will accept half assed work on USM until we surrender/
sucky work on the 1st book, but great on DD, powers and new avengers/
you reuse the same formula, why dont you change it up/
6 issues include three fillers, isnt that lame enough/
top 5 book, just dropped below 10/
If you fuck up this next arc, ill never subscribe again/

[SimiBoyz]

*sings
title : faded seaside glamour(you killed hawkeye remix)
artist : C sensation

mighty brian bendis i aint lyin you just pretend us/
readers will accept half assed work on USM until we surrender/
sucky work on the 1st book, but great on DD, powers and new avengers/
you reuse the same formula, why dont you change it up/
6 issues include three fillers, isnt that lame enough/
top 5 book, just dropped below 10/
If you fuck up this next arc, ill never subscribe again/

I refer you to your sig quote.

[Howlett]

Bumped 'cause I'm bored

[joeAR]

Is this a personal tale?

[Jerome Gibbons]

Excellent.