Bendis Borad Urban Legends

**DAVE** · 10-19-2009, 04:02 PM

Criden is a personal chef to a major Hollywood celebrity.

**DAVE** · 10-19-2009, 04:04 PM

AMERICA DAVE has mild dyslexia that only manifests itself when typing in subject names on the Bendis Board.

**mike black** · 10-19-2009, 04:08 PM

Word is, WillieLee strangles a kitten every morning to deaden his emotions.

**Matthew Brown** · 10-19-2009, 04:11 PM

America Dave is an illegal Ay-rab.

**Your Pal, Carl** · 10-19-2009, 04:11 PM

Originally Posted by AMERICA DAVE

AMERICA DAVE has mild dyslexia that only manifests itself when typing in subject names on the Bendis Board.

Pretty sure this one's true.

**DAVE** · 10-19-2009, 04:13 PM

Your Pal, Carl actually hates all of his close "friends".

**SgtPepper** · 10-19-2009, 04:13 PM

TIP once sang back up for the Mothers of Invention.

**NATE!** · 10-19-2009, 04:13 PM

Ashwin furthers Middle East nuclear proliferation in his basement.

**DAVE** · 10-19-2009, 04:14 PM

Ashwin's home has more than one level.

**Jef UK** · 10-19-2009, 04:20 PM

Krutch is Brother Captain Race with a new account.

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