You like penis.
I LOVE THEM!
Goddamn, i hate staring at the 800 "official" threads on the freaking board, with the same garbage.
listen people, you're here to amuse ME, and sometimes, amuse everyone else! if you got some deep dark shit you want the internet to fix for you, and they will fix it, don't be shy!
like a girl who doesn't even know you have a penis? SPILL IT!
tired of your boring job and the girl who doesn't know you have a penis? SPILL IT!
afraid to ask for a promotion from your boss who you have a crush on but she doesn't know you have a penis, but she has a husband who DOES have a penis? SPILL IT!
don't know you have a penis? SPILL IT!
now come on bendis board, MAKE ME KNOW I HAVE A PENIS!!!
So, if I'm reading this right, you want us all to spill our penii for your amusement?
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i want you all to cover this board with penis.
Why do you still have signatures turned on?