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    A little tip regarding "personal" stories to people on the board...

    I LOVE THEM!

    Goddamn, i hate staring at the 800 "official" threads on the freaking board, with the same garbage.

    listen people, you're here to amuse ME, and sometimes, amuse everyone else! if you got some deep dark shit you want the internet to fix for you, and they will fix it, don't be shy!

    like a girl who doesn't even know you have a penis? SPILL IT!

    tired of your boring job and the girl who doesn't know you have a penis? SPILL IT!

    afraid to ask for a promotion from your boss who you have a crush on but she doesn't know you have a penis, but she has a husband who DOES have a penis? SPILL IT!

    don't know you have a penis? SPILL IT!

    now come on bendis board, MAKE ME KNOW I HAVE A PENIS!!!
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    I'll hit on anything with a hole and a leg. You usually disagree with me? Really?

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    Re: A little tip regarding "personal" stories to people on the board...

    You like penis.
    x7

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    I like you. You are one of the few people here that I think of by their real name. Assuming your name is Matt. You have spells where you are really funny and then spells where you try to hard to be funny and all I can think is "wow. He is really trying hard to be funny and it is not working. Maybe tomorrow will be better for him."

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    Re: A little tip regarding "personal" stories to people on the board...

    So, if I'm reading this right, you want us all to spill our penii for your amusement?


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    Re: A little tip regarding "personal" stories to people on the board...

    i want you all to cover this board with penis.
    http://twitter.com/johnhervatski

    Quote Originally Posted by Alex(sadly)Maleev View Post
    I'll hit on anything with a hole and a leg. You usually disagree with me? Really?

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    Re: A little tip regarding "personal" stories to people on the board...

    Who you calling Little?
    Quote Originally Posted by Sy-Klone View Post
    First draft of TIP's eulogy:
    "And so we commit this hairy man to the ground. Like his beloved Cerebus, TIP passed from this mortal coil two issues sooner than we'd have preferred. We were never promised those final two issues. Life, like Sim, can be utterly indecipherable."

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    Re: A little tip regarding "personal" stories to people on the board...

    Quote Originally Posted by batmanbooyah View Post
    i want you all to cover this board with penis.
    Give me 5 minutes and then wait for a PM.

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    Re: A little tip regarding "personal" stories to people on the board...

    Why do you still have signatures turned on?

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    Re: A little tip regarding "personal" stories to people on the board...

    This thread made me think of Daniel Clowes "On Sports"
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    Re: A little tip regarding "personal" stories to people on the board...

    Quote Originally Posted by mike black View Post
    Give me 5 minutes and then wait for a PM.
    I lied. I can't get GIMP to work with me today.

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    Re: A little tip regarding "personal" stories to people on the board...

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